Yesterday, Lauren, Jacklyn, Grace and I took a cab to Myeongdong. We went to Forever21, H&M, and had a grand ol' time. I got my top, my DARLING bracelet (which I spent fifty minutes deciding whether I should get the bracelet or the rings) and a necklace. Grace started her shoe collection with two Vans, one red, and one ivory. They're cute. I, OF COURSE, suggested the ivory, which goes unbelievably good with Grace. And Lauren got her stripey stripe and Jacklyn got some accessories I guess. I DON'T KNOW. But I thought Yena should know this for her catalogues.
And then we went to Starbucks.
It's really a funny story. I ordered a hibiscus chai, and the lady forgot to take my money and so I just sat down at my table. I was trying to get the lid off, so I considered asking Grace to do it, but I just said What the Hell and opened it my self, viciously. I think the liquid in there was around 289492830482048204023024022482393402 degrees Fahrenheit, and I soon realized it as it poured all over my fingers. I yelped, and jumped five feet in the air and everyone in the entire cafe turned to look. I just gave them a sheepish smile and soaked my hands continuously, against the advice of Grace and Jacklyn, who were convinced to extremes were 'REALLY BAD' and I SHOULDN'T soak in running cool water.
Anyway, we got some ice and started off again, my hand wasn't TOO bad. We walked for fifty minutes trying to hail a damn taxi, and my hand started stinging and throbbing and swelling. All hell broke loose. We were walking, when my hand REALLY REALLY needed some running water. It was not funny at ALL. We went into Shinsegae, and of course the restroom was on the second floor. We finally get there, and of course the sink I choose is the hot water one. I soak my hands for a couple minutes, and Larson decides it's really bad so we go into the employee area, (which wasn't faculty, so it wasn't free for all) and took an elevator. OF COURSE, the elevator goes down, when we're trying to get to the twelfth floor. Of course, it goes down again. And from there, the elevator stopped at EVERY. GOD. DAMN. STOP. IN. THE. ENTIRE. BUILDING... I started crying at this point because my hand started stinging sooo soooo sooooo badly and the GODFORSAKEN elevator was stopping and stopping and I think I could crawl up faster at that point.
So anyway, we treat my hand in the mummy thing and Larson's mom picks us up. Jacques and Grox come to my house. We have fun with facebook:
i mean them except jack aand u and diana and jacklyn and put lauren in there
OH BOYYY!
as I dunk my hand for five straight hours, from five to ten. My hands were raisins, but they're SOOO much better now. I can function my left hand. Which is why I'm typing this today, not yesterday.
By the way, for Yena's reference:
Nicknames:
Jisu - Jeremiah
Grace - Grox
Jacklyn - Jacques
Diana - Donna
Anh - Kawn
Lauren - Larson
Megan - Reppers
Alright, I have a project potluck appointment today, so I'm gonna go, KK?
Saturday, October 2, 2010
Saturday, September 25, 2010
The Update for Ostrich
Okay, so this is an update post. I'm going to write like a few words on everything because I'll try to cover a lot.
Grace and I are taking Diana's vice president campaign very seriously, and we're positive she's going to win.
I MISS YOU, OSTY!
Adam has become so faggy and Craig Rivet-y, it's not even funny.
Math is soooo easy.
Jihye is a Blue Teamer, and she's very obnoxious about it.
Yes, we have Poker Night, and next week is Grace's edition.
We visit Miss Geesa everyday after school and she's very cool. We harass her and give her headaches but she's still so nice. OH BTW, WHAT'S HER PHONE NUMBER? Do you still have it?
Avery is running for president. She's most likely to win.
Ms. Shimabokuro is not that bad.
Grace and I are taking Diana's vice president campaign very seriously, and we're positive she's going to win.
I MISS YOU, OSTY!
Adam has become so faggy and Craig Rivet-y, it's not even funny.
Math is soooo easy.
Jihye is a Blue Teamer, and she's very obnoxious about it.
Yes, we have Poker Night, and next week is Grace's edition.
We visit Miss Geesa everyday after school and she's very cool. We harass her and give her headaches but she's still so nice. OH BTW, WHAT'S HER PHONE NUMBER? Do you still have it?
Avery is running for president. She's most likely to win.
Ms. Shimabokuro is not that bad.
Friday, September 17, 2010
Texas Hold'em with the crew
So it all started with us arranging to have a Poker night at Lauren's house. And then we just had so much fun we knew we had to do it again. And again and again and again.
Lauren, Grace and Jacklyn all came and had a good time playing poker and Clue. Lauren's sister came in a switched things up and left us feeling empty and strange but it was still very enjoyable. Jacklyn left early due to Nunopi, and so the three of us stayed to play a little more poker, (and I cleared the boards- literally, wiped them ALL in) and then played some flicky things.
Hard to explain.
But anyway. We decided on Poker Club. Every Friday, one of the four hosts a poker party at their house. It's from right after school to whenever (dinner included). Each house has a signature board game, since it's never JUST poker we play. My house is Monopoly, Lauren is Clue, Jacklyn is Monopoly City and Grace is Truth and Dare Jenga. We have our definite members, then guests that can come anytime they wish. THIS is pretty awesome dude.
THINGS ARE STARTING TO SHAPE UP FOR EIGHTH GRADE.
Lauren, Grace and Jacklyn all came and had a good time playing poker and Clue. Lauren's sister came in a switched things up and left us feeling empty and strange but it was still very enjoyable. Jacklyn left early due to Nunopi, and so the three of us stayed to play a little more poker, (and I cleared the boards- literally, wiped them ALL in) and then played some flicky things.
Hard to explain.
But anyway. We decided on Poker Club. Every Friday, one of the four hosts a poker party at their house. It's from right after school to whenever (dinner included). Each house has a signature board game, since it's never JUST poker we play. My house is Monopoly, Lauren is Clue, Jacklyn is Monopoly City and Grace is Truth and Dare Jenga. We have our definite members, then guests that can come anytime they wish. THIS is pretty awesome dude.
THINGS ARE STARTING TO SHAPE UP FOR EIGHTH GRADE.
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Hey, Brah, where's the funk?
Today started off with perfect weather, even though we didn't have school because of some typhoon. Russell Kim kept wanting to hang out so Grace and I met him at Pi at around two. I noticed there was some glass on the street and couple trees were horizontal.
We met, went to the Korean elementary school and started talking to random people. We went inside, and got noticed, ran, hid, etc. We walked the track, played some baseball, and then went to this artistic handmade cake place called Andersen. It's a bit pricey but DAMN. That was some GOOD cake.
We went back to the school, I think, hung out, talked to people, kicked stuff and had a bucket of fun, but my mom called so I had to go home to eat a ham and avacado sandwich with peach slices. I met up with Grace and Russell again, we went back to the school and then we left, after meeting some JiHee. We went to the playground, and made Russell spin the spinny thing and did awkward positions, and slide slidings. Russell hopped a fence and disappeared without a bye.
Grace and I went to the Xi playground where I put my coat on, and rid on unicorns, (My pony was Jeff, until I turned it into a unicorn by sticking a piece of grass into its head) And then we went to my house and ate dinner, watched Oprah, threw my grandmother's underwear on Grace's face, bobbed knees, kept it funky, wrote a script and Facebook stalked.
AND THERE'S NO SCHOOL FOR THE NEXT FOUR DAYS. So Grace and I made plans to shoot some stuff for Weekly Ostrich. We kinda gave it up and pushed it off until now, but we're thinking about doing some films like music videos and sketches. This'll be interesting.
We met, went to the Korean elementary school and started talking to random people. We went inside, and got noticed, ran, hid, etc. We walked the track, played some baseball, and then went to this artistic handmade cake place called Andersen. It's a bit pricey but DAMN. That was some GOOD cake.
We went back to the school, I think, hung out, talked to people, kicked stuff and had a bucket of fun, but my mom called so I had to go home to eat a ham and avacado sandwich with peach slices. I met up with Grace and Russell again, we went back to the school and then we left, after meeting some JiHee. We went to the playground, and made Russell spin the spinny thing and did awkward positions, and slide slidings. Russell hopped a fence and disappeared without a bye.
Grace and I went to the Xi playground where I put my coat on, and rid on unicorns, (My pony was Jeff, until I turned it into a unicorn by sticking a piece of grass into its head) And then we went to my house and ate dinner, watched Oprah, threw my grandmother's underwear on Grace's face, bobbed knees, kept it funky, wrote a script and Facebook stalked.
AND THERE'S NO SCHOOL FOR THE NEXT FOUR DAYS. So Grace and I made plans to shoot some stuff for Weekly Ostrich. We kinda gave it up and pushed it off until now, but we're thinking about doing some films like music videos and sketches. This'll be interesting.
Saturday, August 28, 2010
The Ultimate Adventure
You know my friend Val, she has a sister named Rachel. They threw this HUGE party and all these girls were running around and Rachel and Val suggested that they watch a scary movie. Some girl didn't want to and we spent fifty hours trying to convince to watch it. You know that moment when everyone is trying to convince that one person who don't get the system? It was like that. So we finally watch it and I don't remember it being that scary for me, but it was obviously EXTREMELY scary. i don't know if this was while we were watching it, or this was in the movie that we were watching, but people started disappearing. One by one, each person vaporized into thin air. Soon, there was nothing but emptiness.
And then all of a sudden, we're on a playground. All the girls were standing on the woodchips, plus some guys too this time. There was one girl sitting at the bottom of one of those pink plastic slides, talking on her phone. Someone pointed out that it was Selena Gomez. I look closely and it IS her. Other people on the playground have noticed but weren't saying anything, or approaching her. I went up to her, and the people I was with came too. I sat down next to her, and my friends kinda crowded around her, and Selena Gomez hung up her phone and started laughing. I guess she wasn't counting on people actually approaching her, so she can go in public and actually have privacy. I think I asked for a picture.
All of a sudden, I'm watching a documentary. About Wizards of Waverly Place. Selena Gomez is walking down a pebble bridge over a stream of lilies. She's walking through this rock tunnel. This woman's voice narrates. "It was a phenomenon. She made wizards COOL again."
BAM! I'm in my mom's room. I hear my dad teaching some foreigner English in the living room.
And then i woke up.
And then all of a sudden, we're on a playground. All the girls were standing on the woodchips, plus some guys too this time. There was one girl sitting at the bottom of one of those pink plastic slides, talking on her phone. Someone pointed out that it was Selena Gomez. I look closely and it IS her. Other people on the playground have noticed but weren't saying anything, or approaching her. I went up to her, and the people I was with came too. I sat down next to her, and my friends kinda crowded around her, and Selena Gomez hung up her phone and started laughing. I guess she wasn't counting on people actually approaching her, so she can go in public and actually have privacy. I think I asked for a picture.
All of a sudden, I'm watching a documentary. About Wizards of Waverly Place. Selena Gomez is walking down a pebble bridge over a stream of lilies. She's walking through this rock tunnel. This woman's voice narrates. "It was a phenomenon. She made wizards COOL again."
BAM! I'm in my mom's room. I hear my dad teaching some foreigner English in the living room.
And then i woke up.
Friday, August 27, 2010
Today was a productive day.
Okay. So. Grace and I got our schedules and found we had two classes together. Bleh. We're seeing if we can rearrange a couple things so we can have at least three. Which is the most that's even POSSIBLE.
i'M SO EXCITED FOR SCHOOL. YAY. I HATE JIHYE. MOVING ON.
We visited all the teachers. Ms. Reed looks awesome. Mr Bugg thinks we're stalking him. Grace's German teacher looks creepy. Etc.
We left, heading to the PX, ate things, drank things, bought my mom's birthday present (earrings), lost Grace's shot records, found them, went to Alpha, then came to my house and hung out. We ate dinner, painted half of Grace's nails. Grace made her decision terribly unclear helped me choose what I'm going to wear on the first day of school, and didn't help me choose the nail polish to put on. I'm still blank on which to do on both options.
We made 8th grade resolutions and sketched the following people: Grace, Lauren, Me, Yena, Anh, Mr Bugg and his wife, Miss Yoon and her open mouth, Miss Brown looking thin and stylish with her wild Irish hair, Mr Dye looking thinner than ever.
8th grade resolutions:
JISU
1) Use locker and keep it neat.
2) Eat healthily.
3) Be painfully honest.
4) mep
GRACE
1) Dye hair ridiculous color which I will regret later in life.
2) Get all A's.
3) Feed the starving artist in side of me. (Lol. Grace is wierd.)
4) [Manipulate others to make life enjoyable] (Not a part of the list, but she said it. Let's all hope she was joking.]
OH MY GOD I CANT WAIT TILL SCHOOL. IM SO NOT READY.
i'M SO EXCITED FOR SCHOOL. YAY. I HATE JIHYE. MOVING ON.
We visited all the teachers. Ms. Reed looks awesome. Mr Bugg thinks we're stalking him. Grace's German teacher looks creepy. Etc.
We left, heading to the PX, ate things, drank things, bought my mom's birthday present (earrings), lost Grace's shot records, found them, went to Alpha, then came to my house and hung out. We ate dinner, painted half of Grace's nails. Grace
We made 8th grade resolutions and sketched the following people: Grace, Lauren, Me, Yena, Anh, Mr Bugg and his wife, Miss Yoon and her open mouth, Miss Brown looking thin and stylish with her wild Irish hair, Mr Dye looking thinner than ever.
8th grade resolutions:
JISU
1) Use locker and keep it neat.
2) Eat healthily.
3) Be painfully honest.
4) mep
GRACE
1) Dye hair ridiculous color which I will regret later in life.
2) Get all A's.
3) Feed the starving artist in side of me. (Lol. Grace is wierd.)
4) [Manipulate others to make life enjoyable] (Not a part of the list, but she said it. Let's all hope she was joking.]
OH MY GOD I CANT WAIT TILL SCHOOL. IM SO NOT READY.
Sunday, August 22, 2010
It's a habit
to blog in the morning now, I guess? I woke up at 7 and I'm sooooo extremely bored I thought I'd blog for the hell of it. sL:dkjegalskdjfjeihts et
RIDICULOUS THINGS:
1) Nine year old girls on youtube doing make up tutorials putting on primer, concealer, bronzer, cheek stain, powder, highlighter and calling it a 'light' look. WTF. YOU ARE A CHILD. GO JOIN THE GIRL SCOUTS OR SOMETHING.
2) South Korea. I can't believe I'm here, but I might as well TRY to make it less sucky since I'm here anyway. :}
3) People that have so much time on their hands. I found this on Yahoo Answers Fail: askcarlyanything.webs.com. It's basically about this lady (probably ten year old with too much time) who gives advice over email. Ummm. Okay then.
4) The fact that Iforgot didn't bring Kumon to LA so I have approximate 39 hours of math ahead of me. I'm pushing it off.
5) Hey hey you you i dont like your girlfriend.
RIDICULOUS THINGS:
1) Nine year old girls on youtube doing make up tutorials putting on primer, concealer, bronzer, cheek stain, powder, highlighter and calling it a 'light' look. WTF. YOU ARE A CHILD. GO JOIN THE GIRL SCOUTS OR SOMETHING.
2) South Korea. I can't believe I'm here, but I might as well TRY to make it less sucky since I'm here anyway. :}
3) People that have so much time on their hands. I found this on Yahoo Answers Fail: askcarlyanything.webs.com. It's basically about this lady (probably ten year old with too much time) who gives advice over email. Ummm. Okay then.
4) The fact that I
5) Hey hey you you i dont like your girlfriend.
Saturday, August 21, 2010
Not the wisest choice...
I'm blogging in the morning, actually as soon as I got up, which is probably not the wisest choice because by noon I might see my twin separated at birth or my mother could take simultaneous ballet lessons. But whatttttttever.
I'll start with saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GRACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Woohoo! How's it feel to be an official teenager? (Not much different, I know) Congratulations, you are now an official emotional moody ungrateful acne-covered TEENAGER. Fabulous to be thirteen, am i right?
I dreamt that Aubrey, Larissa and Valerie had kidnapped me and was keeping me in a nice fairy tale mushroom style house in the middle of the forest. Aubrey was their leader. I remember I was some exotic Siberian thing and I woke up and ran for the door because it was wide open. I heard Aubrey yell behind me, "You LEFT the DOOR OPEN?!?!?!?!" And they were chasing after me. That's it. End of dream, end of blog post.
I'll start with saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GRACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Woohoo! How's it feel to be an official teenager? (Not much different, I know) Congratulations, you are now an official emotional moody ungrateful acne-covered TEENAGER. Fabulous to be thirteen, am i right?
I dreamt that Aubrey, Larissa and Valerie had kidnapped me and was keeping me in a nice fairy tale mushroom style house in the middle of the forest. Aubrey was their leader. I remember I was some exotic Siberian thing and I woke up and ran for the door because it was wide open. I heard Aubrey yell behind me, "You LEFT the DOOR OPEN?!?!?!?!" And they were chasing after me. That's it. End of dream, end of blog post.
Friday, August 20, 2010
Hey, Seoul Sister
I'm back in Seoul, and I know you're disappointed because I've only managed to post ZERO posts in California. Ooh, yeah.
So I'll give you guys a quick wrap-up.
DAY 1: Val, her sister Rachel and Julia picked me up at LAX with balloons and gifts and a HUGE card bigger than my backpack. We went to val's dad's hilltop home at like 6 PM and swam in her pool. (Her pool looks over the entire city of LA. It's pretty damn awesome.) Oh and Julia slept over for the hell of it.
DAY 2: KNOTT'S! I went to Knott's with Val, Rachel and Val's German cousin Kim. Kim is Miz Legs. Seventy percent of her entire her is her LEGS. (OH MY GOD. THESE PEOPLE ARE LIKE JA JA JA JA JA. "You want zis cherries?" "Oh, sure." "Ja?" "Um. Yeah." "Ja?" "Uh, yes." "Ja?" "...Ja.") IT WAS AWESOME. I prefer Six Flags but it was still amazing.
DAY 3: Val and her cousins went to Vegas, but I stayed in LA. I went to Amanda's in the morning (my second home) and hung out with her and Victoria and Ben. Julia's mom picked me up and dropped me off at Nicole's house. You know, the one with 8 bedrooms? We swam like the winds with Julia and I pushed Sofia in the pool, etc. Then Demie picked me up from Nicole's and I slept at her house.
DAY 4: Demie and I go to the mall! I completely give her a makeover, and we clean out the shops! Being pooped from walking around all day, we were relaxing in the Promenade when someone plops down across from us. It's JOSEPH DAHL! One of my dear friends that I haven't been able to contact lately! We make plans and move on.
DAY 5: Demie and I were supposed to walk to Amanda's by noon, but we get there at three. Reason 1: We were as lazy as hell and left the house at 1:30 and walked like the Korean Mafia. Reason 2: We dropped by Lara's house to say hello, but we got pushed into coming inside and chatting and splashing water and playing fetch with her dog and so we got to Amanda's at three. We hung out with Renee and Victoria. Demie left for ballet, and later she picked me up and I taught her how to read Korean for like an hour, and then BAM! She can read and write Korean now.
DAY 6: I go to Aubrey's birthday party, and I see a BUNCH of people from school. Running hugs, gaping mouths, OH MY GODS, and How Was Korea's. Woot. Swimming. Eating. Laughing. Jumping. Jacuzzing. Sleeping at Val's mom's house cos she's back from Las Vegas.
DAY 7: I start off my noon by going to Katelyn's house. She's the Korean obsessed friend. We take random pictures like drinking lotion and discuss Korea in general. Pretty soon Val's picking me and taking me to the mall, where we were supposed to hang out with Weston, Chris, Larissa and Joseph, but only Larissa and Joseph are there so we just played Truth or Dare in the middle of the mall.
DAY 8: We go to the beach with Larissa, and Val's family. We go to Laguna Beach. The water was so cold that it hurt our legs so we just mainly tanned and sanded... It was awesome and then the waves were so strong that i fell over and sand got EVERYWHERE. Like... EVERYWHERE. It was so painful. OH AND BEFORE THAT, IN THE MORNING we go to FMS with a huge basket fulla food and we expected it to be empty but there were people there, but we just laid out a blanket and started eating muffins and singing Kesha's songs REALLY loud and the principal came out but he didn't care.
DAY 9 LAST DAY: We jampack EVERYTHING in this day. We wanted to go to Six Flags but we were forced to go to Raging Waters and it was 110 degrees outside and we just went on two rides and then we left. Val and I went to the mall and we got popcorn and we sat down in the middle of the mall where EVERYONE was walking and everyone stared at us, and then we went to the second floor and started throwing popcorn down at people.
I MISS LOS ANGELES ALREADY!
So I'll give you guys a quick wrap-up.
DAY 1: Val, her sister Rachel and Julia picked me up at LAX with balloons and gifts and a HUGE card bigger than my backpack. We went to val's dad's hilltop home at like 6 PM and swam in her pool. (Her pool looks over the entire city of LA. It's pretty damn awesome.) Oh and Julia slept over for the hell of it.
DAY 2: KNOTT'S! I went to Knott's with Val, Rachel and Val's German cousin Kim. Kim is Miz Legs. Seventy percent of her entire her is her LEGS. (OH MY GOD. THESE PEOPLE ARE LIKE JA JA JA JA JA. "You want zis cherries?" "Oh, sure." "Ja?" "Um. Yeah." "Ja?" "Uh, yes." "Ja?" "...Ja.") IT WAS AWESOME. I prefer Six Flags but it was still amazing.
DAY 3: Val and her cousins went to Vegas, but I stayed in LA. I went to Amanda's in the morning (my second home) and hung out with her and Victoria and Ben. Julia's mom picked me up and dropped me off at Nicole's house. You know, the one with 8 bedrooms? We swam like the winds with Julia and I pushed Sofia in the pool, etc. Then Demie picked me up from Nicole's and I slept at her house.
DAY 4: Demie and I go to the mall! I completely give her a makeover, and we clean out the shops! Being pooped from walking around all day, we were relaxing in the Promenade when someone plops down across from us. It's JOSEPH DAHL! One of my dear friends that I haven't been able to contact lately! We make plans and move on.
DAY 5: Demie and I were supposed to walk to Amanda's by noon, but we get there at three. Reason 1: We were as lazy as hell and left the house at 1:30 and walked like the Korean Mafia. Reason 2: We dropped by Lara's house to say hello, but we got pushed into coming inside and chatting and splashing water and playing fetch with her dog and so we got to Amanda's at three. We hung out with Renee and Victoria. Demie left for ballet, and later she picked me up and I taught her how to read Korean for like an hour, and then BAM! She can read and write Korean now.
DAY 6: I go to Aubrey's birthday party, and I see a BUNCH of people from school. Running hugs, gaping mouths, OH MY GODS, and How Was Korea's. Woot. Swimming. Eating. Laughing. Jumping. Jacuzzing. Sleeping at Val's mom's house cos she's back from Las Vegas.
DAY 7: I start off my noon by going to Katelyn's house. She's the Korean obsessed friend. We take random pictures like drinking lotion and discuss Korea in general. Pretty soon Val's picking me and taking me to the mall, where we were supposed to hang out with Weston, Chris, Larissa and Joseph, but only Larissa and Joseph are there so we just played Truth or Dare in the middle of the mall.
DAY 8: We go to the beach with Larissa, and Val's family. We go to Laguna Beach. The water was so cold that it hurt our legs so we just mainly tanned and sanded... It was awesome and then the waves were so strong that i fell over and sand got EVERYWHERE. Like... EVERYWHERE. It was so painful. OH AND BEFORE THAT, IN THE MORNING we go to FMS with a huge basket fulla food and we expected it to be empty but there were people there, but we just laid out a blanket and started eating muffins and singing Kesha's songs REALLY loud and the principal came out but he didn't care.
DAY 9 LAST DAY: We jampack EVERYTHING in this day. We wanted to go to Six Flags but we were forced to go to Raging Waters and it was 110 degrees outside and we just went on two rides and then we left. Val and I went to the mall and we got popcorn and we sat down in the middle of the mall where EVERYONE was walking and everyone stared at us, and then we went to the second floor and started throwing popcorn down at people.
I MISS LOS ANGELES ALREADY!
Sunday, August 8, 2010
Leaving for LA
So. When my mom suggested moving to Seoul, I was like NOOOOOOOOOOOOO but then she convinced me, saying that it was all for my future and how GREAT this school is and how much Korean I'll learn and all that. So I came, and the school is CRAP, the weather is CRAP, the people are pretty CRAPpish (not everyone but 9 out of 10 ppl), and everything is crap. I was expecting some prestigious Seoul school, and I get some alkdjf;lawjgew lkdjfe.
I got like, super lazy and I just didn't care about the world and I was a lot more touchy and irritable. Since I was really a new student, I was all NICE and HELPFUL and PLEASANT. I'm usually a lot more obnoxious and rude and bold and full of myself. I'm normally boisterous, loud, annoying and painfully honest.Not that I'm not annoying now. But I got all NICE and FAKE and SWEET and PLASTIC. (Be prepared, Grace. Pretty soon when I get used to you I'm going to sabotage your life. :D)
I was really frustrated and pretty much depressed all of January-March, and then I just plain hated Korea March-June. I don't really remember how I spent my life in July, and here we are, the days I've been spending the entire year waiting for: California.
I've been so depressed in all this pollution, snow and crap that I'm so freaking glad I'm taking a week off in the sunny land of Californiacasim. Can you IMAGINE? After more than half a year in living HELL, after being promised heaven, mind you, I'm finally returning to the sunny hometown of Los Angeles. BACK TO THE MEMORIES. BACK TO MY CHILDHOOD. BACK TO THE FRIENDS, LAUGHTER, SUNSHINE AND FUN! A chance to be obnoxious and rude and be completely accepted! A chance to go the beach, mall, movies, Six Flags! A chance to be myself again! A shot at Happiness! I plan to find myself again, dear readers. I plan to find my old self during my ten days in Heaven. You just watch.
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Now that my dramatic moment is over, I've GOTTA GET READY. I have to shower, format my camera, charge my camera, roam my phone, pack my phone and camera and its chargers, pack more schutff. and WOOO. Stay posted, people. I leave for CA today.
I got like, super lazy and I just didn't care about the world and I was a lot more touchy and irritable. Since I was really a new student, I was all NICE and HELPFUL and PLEASANT. I'm usually a lot more obnoxious and rude and bold and full of myself. I'm normally boisterous, loud, annoying and painfully honest.
I was really frustrated and pretty much depressed all of January-March, and then I just plain hated Korea March-June. I don't really remember how I spent my life in July, and here we are, the days I've been spending the entire year waiting for: California.
I've been so depressed in all this pollution, snow and crap that I'm so freaking glad I'm taking a week off in the sunny land of Californiacasim. Can you IMAGINE? After more than half a year in living HELL, after being promised heaven, mind you, I'm finally returning to the sunny hometown of Los Angeles. BACK TO THE MEMORIES. BACK TO MY CHILDHOOD. BACK TO THE FRIENDS, LAUGHTER, SUNSHINE AND FUN! A chance to be obnoxious and rude and be completely accepted! A chance to go the beach, mall, movies, Six Flags! A chance to be myself again! A shot at Happiness! I plan to find myself again, dear readers. I plan to find my old self during my ten days in Heaven. You just watch.
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Now that my dramatic moment is over, I've GOTTA GET READY. I have to shower, format my camera, charge my camera, roam my phone, pack my phone and camera and its chargers, pack more schutff. and WOOO. Stay posted, people. I leave for CA today.
OMG
Haven't updated in seven thousand years. So much has been going on, but life is definitely getting better. It's official. I AM GOING TO CALIFORNIA. I've spent so much time shopping up, and today I got most of the packing done. I keep getting this weird feeling something's missing but whatever. i am as nervous as a butterfly. I'll be flying first class tomorrow. Fanceh.
After eight days of shopping, looking and pondering, we finally settled on these black vinyl double strapped heels for Cheryl, my friend's mom. This happened like, four days ago. But of course, my mom decides the shoes are too formal and stuffy the day before my departure. So she's making my aunt get a pair of expensive, heeled sandals of the same quality before my 8 o'clock flight.
I'll probably make a LEAVING-FOR CALIFORNIA post tomorrow, but if I don't get to, I'm just giving you guys a heads-up. I SERIOUSLY WANNA DRINK COKE RIGHT NOW BUT MY DAD BOUGHT THIS FREAKING CARROT JUICE INSTEAD. Carrot juice. That is a crime, my friends.
CARROT JUICE.
I've been drinking water for the past few days because there was absolutely NOTHING in my fridge. My mom refused to get groceries so I've been munching on cherries and swigging cups of H2O. It turns out she didn't get groceries because she wants to lose a few pounds over my stay in LA, and doesn't want food distracting her. HER SKINNINESS FOR MY HUNGER. THANKS, MAMA.
CAN'T WAIT. TILL. TMW.
After eight days of shopping, looking and pondering, we finally settled on these black vinyl double strapped heels for Cheryl, my friend's mom. This happened like, four days ago. But of course, my mom decides the shoes are too formal and stuffy the day before my departure. So she's making my aunt get a pair of expensive, heeled sandals of the same quality before my 8 o'clock flight.
I'll probably make a LEAVING-FOR CALIFORNIA post tomorrow, but if I don't get to, I'm just giving you guys a heads-up. I SERIOUSLY WANNA DRINK COKE RIGHT NOW BUT MY DAD BOUGHT THIS FREAKING CARROT JUICE INSTEAD. Carrot juice. That is a crime, my friends.
CARROT JUICE.
I've been drinking water for the past few days because there was absolutely NOTHING in my fridge. My mom refused to get groceries so I've been munching on cherries and swigging cups of H2O. It turns out she didn't get groceries because she wants to lose a few pounds over my stay in LA, and doesn't want food distracting her. HER SKINNINESS FOR MY HUNGER. THANKS, MAMA.
CAN'T WAIT. TILL. TMW.
Sunday, July 25, 2010
An update... (kinda gets long but stay with me here)
Sorry I haven't been posting in a while. I've been busy getting ready for my big trip to El Lay. Shopping for friends in La La Land is really fun and hard at the same time.
We went to like seven different outlets and shopping malls, got Val's shirt and two earrings, Val's sister's vest, Amanda's shirt, two tops for me, a blouse for Nicole and Demie, and accessories for like a bunch of people.
Now the hard part is shopping for Val's mom, Cheryl's shoes. It's either too fancy or too shabby, or too high or too average. These shoes are freaking expensive. You could say they average around 90,000.
Won, obviously.
Anyway. (Lol, Grace that probably wasn't very interesting for you.)
I AM SO FREAKING EXCITED. Fifteen days till the trip. I think I"m more excited for Los Angeles than to turn 13. Which is two days before I leave. Speaking of, I don't think I'm going to have a party this year :[ because with the LA trip coming up, and there's not really enough people for a party. I'm probably just going to VIPS or Todai with the entire family. This'll break my five-year record of an official party. :[[[
I'm kinda hoping my friends'll throw me like a surprise party. I'm kinda hinting about it too, but so far it's not working:
ME: Sooo. uh. It's gonna be kinda hard seeing everyone during the summer. I need like, one place where EVERYONE will be there.
VAL: Well, you can go to Aubrey's birthday party. She's inviting a bunch of people, you'll probably see everyone there.
ME: Yeah. Did I mention I'm coming two days after my birthday? I'm not having a party in Korea though...
VAL: Lol, don't worry, I won't forget your present.
ME: ..... Yeah....
SERIOUSLY PEOPLE. GET THE HINT.
So Grace, you know how I like to add description to my Stories of the Old Times in Heaven, by giving you anovel brief overview of each friend I happen to talk about. I'll give you a summary for your reference:
VAL: Has like seventeen pets. HER DAD COLLECTS MOTORCYCLES. Was a vegetarian.
DEMIE: Takes ballet classes and takes dance SERIOUSLY SERIOUSLY. Lives in a GOD DAMN mansion. MANSION. She's kinda strange.
NICOLE: Her dad's in the LAPD. Watches SERIOUSLY SCARY movies, like all the classics plus the ones from Japan or whatever. Lives in a freaking... what, 7-bedroom house?
AMANDA: She's a bean.
You know what? This is pointless I'm gonna go brush my teeth.
We went to like seven different outlets and shopping malls, got Val's shirt and two earrings, Val's sister's vest, Amanda's shirt, two tops for me, a blouse for Nicole and Demie, and accessories for like a bunch of people.
Now the hard part is shopping for Val's mom, Cheryl's shoes. It's either too fancy or too shabby, or too high or too average. These shoes are freaking expensive. You could say they average around 90,000.
Won, obviously.
Anyway. (Lol, Grace that probably wasn't very interesting for you.)
I AM SO FREAKING EXCITED. Fifteen days till the trip. I think I"m more excited for Los Angeles than to turn 13. Which is two days before I leave. Speaking of, I don't think I'm going to have a party this year :[ because with the LA trip coming up, and there's not really enough people for a party. I'm probably just going to VIPS or Todai with the entire family. This'll break my five-year record of an official party. :[[[
I'm kinda hoping my friends'll throw me like a surprise party. I'm kinda hinting about it too, but so far it's not working:
ME: Sooo. uh. It's gonna be kinda hard seeing everyone during the summer. I need like, one place where EVERYONE will be there.
VAL: Well, you can go to Aubrey's birthday party. She's inviting a bunch of people, you'll probably see everyone there.
ME: Yeah. Did I mention I'm coming two days after my birthday? I'm not having a party in Korea though...
VAL: Lol, don't worry, I won't forget your present.
ME: ..... Yeah....
SERIOUSLY PEOPLE. GET THE HINT.
So Grace, you know how I like to add description to my Stories of the Old Times in Heaven, by giving you a
VAL: Has like seventeen pets. HER DAD COLLECTS MOTORCYCLES. Was a vegetarian.
DEMIE: Takes ballet classes and takes dance SERIOUSLY SERIOUSLY. Lives in a GOD DAMN mansion. MANSION. She's kinda strange.
NICOLE: Her dad's in the LAPD. Watches SERIOUSLY SCARY movies, like all the classics plus the ones from Japan or whatever. Lives in a freaking... what, 7-bedroom house?
AMANDA: She's a bean.
You know what? This is pointless I'm gonna go brush my teeth.
Sunday, July 18, 2010
A Downdate.
I apologize for the lame whateverthatwas for the title but I think the title deems ACCURATELY.
So things have been going on.... With like. Legacy and people..... Like Jack Lamereaux. I don't even know how spell his freaking last name.
MOVING ON. MOVING ON MOVING ON MOVING ON MOVING MOVING ON MOVINGOMOINONONONO.
My dad's on his summer vacation (I KNOW. WHAT KIND OF FREAKIN ADULT GETS SUMMER VACATION), but it's just for one week though. Since today was the first day I guess I expected him to make me breakfast with pancakes and juice or at least take me out for breakfast. But when I woke upat eleven o' clock HE HAD LEFT WITHOUT A SOUND TO GO GOLFING.
In other news, I'm truly worried about Yena because she's not updating her blog or checking her comments and she didn't seem that well the last time she posted. ONE DAY THE OSTRICH WILL FLY, YENA. MAYBE THEY'LL EVOLVE INTO LIKE. SOMETHING. lol
And Grace has brown hair.
AND MY MOM/DAD GOT THE TICKETS FOR THE "PONY" TO GO TO "NORTH DAKOTA". I AM SO FREAKING EXCITED.
By the way, I'm taking Kumon now and I'm three days behind on my work. It's seriously. Ah-nnoying.
So things have been going on.... With like. Legacy and people..... Like Jack Lamereaux. I don't even know how spell his freaking last name.
MOVING ON. MOVING ON MOVING ON MOVING ON MOVING MOVING ON MOVINGOMOINONONONO.
My dad's on his summer vacation (I KNOW. WHAT KIND OF FREAKIN ADULT GETS SUMMER VACATION), but it's just for one week though. Since today was the first day I guess I expected him to make me breakfast with pancakes and juice or at least take me out for breakfast. But when I woke up
In other news, I'm truly worried about Yena because she's not updating her blog or checking her comments and she didn't seem that well the last time she posted. ONE DAY THE OSTRICH WILL FLY, YENA. MAYBE THEY'LL EVOLVE INTO LIKE. SOMETHING. lol
And Grace has brown hair.
AND MY MOM/DAD GOT THE TICKETS FOR THE "PONY" TO GO TO "NORTH DAKOTA". I AM SO FREAKING EXCITED.
By the way, I'm taking Kumon now and I'm three days behind on my work. It's seriously. Ah-nnoying.
Sunday, July 11, 2010
oshun world.
My cousins and family went to Ocean World yesterday, an awesome water park. We left at five o clock in the morning. It was AWESOME. It was all decorated in this Egytian beach water thing theme and it was just AWESOME. AWESOME. AWESOME.
There were these playgrounds with water in them, splashing everywhere, squirting everyone and these little traps where they dump water on you randomly. Not to mention the rides. The slide/tube thing was like SUPER FUN AND SCARY. Cos it went up like 1929299393929 feet in the air and up the ramp and
We rode like every single one.
What surprised me was everyone was barefoot, like outside. I DTSKD
And there was this wave pool thing and OH MY GOD. It was in this huge lot, with these HUGE cobra heads coming out of the wall, and there was water coming from them, and there would be this strange music, and then a tidal wave would crash, and it would ripple through the entire place and you would seriously go from the front of the lot and fly a good... forty feet back, and I would lose my cousin every time the tidal wave crashed because it was so strong. Seriously. It's stronger than the ocean.
Ish.
And there were these lagoons, and they were really warm which was good because it gets really cold running around. There was a steaming purple one, which was like rose water, then a green one which is like Octavian Citrus thing, a mud bath, and it was just AWESOME. And you'd just sit in there and it would be like a slice of the heaven pie came down on you and turned itself into a cheesecake so I could eat it. (I don't eat pie.)
And there were these watches with the touch sensor in theminaskjfaskldfjas
IT WAS AWESOME.
There were these playgrounds with water in them, splashing everywhere, squirting everyone and these little traps where they dump water on you randomly. Not to mention the rides. The slide/tube thing was like SUPER FUN AND SCARY. Cos it went up like 1929299393929 feet in the air and up the ramp and
We rode like every single one.
What surprised me was everyone was barefoot, like outside. I DTSKD
And there was this wave pool thing and OH MY GOD. It was in this huge lot, with these HUGE cobra heads coming out of the wall, and there was water coming from them, and there would be this strange music, and then a tidal wave would crash, and it would ripple through the entire place and you would seriously go from the front of the lot and fly a good... forty feet back, and I would lose my cousin every time the tidal wave crashed because it was so strong. Seriously. It's stronger than the ocean.
Ish.
And there were these lagoons, and they were really warm which was good because it gets really cold running around. There was a steaming purple one, which was like rose water, then a green one which is like Octavian Citrus thing, a mud bath, and it was just AWESOME. And you'd just sit in there and it would be like a slice of the heaven pie came down on you and turned itself into a cheesecake so I could eat it. (I don't eat pie.)
And there were these watches with the touch sensor in theminaskjfaskldfjas
IT WAS AWESOME.
Thursday, July 8, 2010
strange dream 2
Behold. Another dream. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
So. Me and my Los Angeleno friend, Amanda were in the Milky way (my mom and I watched this astronomy/galaxy stuff on TV last night) and we were on a star, and the star was BOUNCY. So we were hopping on that star, and all of a sudden it's like a video game. We have to get to this one specific star by hopping on the stars to get there. And Emily Atkinson, this other blonde chick from California, and I forgot who the other one was... Hannah Rock? Val? I don't know, but it was a blonde. And they have to go on the certain star at the same time as us to go to the next level.
So Amanda and I make it to the star, but Emily and Blonde are kind of three feet away, and they can't come. So we're like HURRY! YOU CAN MAKE IT! JUST JUMP! but they kinda shake their heads and go "Mnahhhh. We can't. There's no use trying."
And all of a sudden it's night, and we're in the street (back on Earth, obvs) near a certain area called the Crab Park. Emily and Blonde are somewhere else, but Amanda and I are just walking.
So I text Emily.
JISU: UGH, YOU BLONDES HAVE NO AMBITION WHATSOEVER, AND YOU WILL NEVER GET ANYWHERE IN LIFE.
Few moments later, a text.
EMILY: omgomgomggggggggg didn't you see Lady Gaga in The Unknown?
Now in the dream, I thought that was a real movie, and I thought Lady Gaga decided to pursue an acting career. I thought since I'm in this country, I didn't know the latest cinema craze. All I knew was that there was a lot of weeping on PerezHilton.com, because Lady Gaga decided to milk the moment for all it was worth and go on all these interviews and get press attention and WEEP, and say THIS MOVIE WAS REALLY EMOTIONAL FOR ME, IT CHANGED MY LIFE, IM A NEW PERSON, IT HIT A NERVE, SINCE MY CHILDHOOD....blah blah blah and other Hollywood crap like that. So everyone was like "AWWWW, THIS MUST BE REALLY HARD ON GAGA. SHE WENT THROUGH SO MUCH".
I never even got to clarify that I was talking about them, not Lady Gaga, and that Lady Gaga's not even blonde. It was strange.
So. Me and my Los Angeleno friend, Amanda were in the Milky way (my mom and I watched this astronomy/galaxy stuff on TV last night) and we were on a star, and the star was BOUNCY. So we were hopping on that star, and all of a sudden it's like a video game. We have to get to this one specific star by hopping on the stars to get there. And Emily Atkinson, this other blonde chick from California, and I forgot who the other one was... Hannah Rock? Val? I don't know, but it was a blonde. And they have to go on the certain star at the same time as us to go to the next level.
So Amanda and I make it to the star, but Emily and Blonde are kind of three feet away, and they can't come. So we're like HURRY! YOU CAN MAKE IT! JUST JUMP! but they kinda shake their heads and go "Mnahhhh. We can't. There's no use trying."
And all of a sudden it's night, and we're in the street (back on Earth, obvs) near a certain area called the Crab Park. Emily and Blonde are somewhere else, but Amanda and I are just walking.
So I text Emily.
JISU: UGH, YOU BLONDES HAVE NO AMBITION WHATSOEVER, AND YOU WILL NEVER GET ANYWHERE IN LIFE.
Few moments later, a text.
EMILY: omgomgomggggggggg didn't you see Lady Gaga in The Unknown?
Now in the dream, I thought that was a real movie, and I thought Lady Gaga decided to pursue an acting career. I thought since I'm in this country, I didn't know the latest cinema craze. All I knew was that there was a lot of weeping on PerezHilton.com, because Lady Gaga decided to milk the moment for all it was worth and go on all these interviews and get press attention and WEEP, and say THIS MOVIE WAS REALLY EMOTIONAL FOR ME, IT CHANGED MY LIFE, IM A NEW PERSON, IT HIT A NERVE, SINCE MY CHILDHOOD....blah blah blah and other Hollywood crap like that. So everyone was like "AWWWW, THIS MUST BE REALLY HARD ON GAGA. SHE WENT THROUGH SO MUCH".
I never even got to clarify that I was talking about them, not Lady Gaga, and that Lady Gaga's not even blonde. It was strange.
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
this coming weekend and other crapsh.
So. Germany actually lost against Spain 0:1. Hmm. I thought Germany was doing great this year. Apparently not. Eh, I rooted for Spain anyway. I like Spain. They have acoustic guitars and curly hair and have some relation to the taco. Graysu, NO NEED TO BE DEPRESSED! THE NAZIS WILL HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE NEXT YEAR! Let us pray.
I AM SO EXCITED. FOR. THE WEEKEND. On Saturday, I'm going to get the... TOKENS of ADMITTANCE. Into the SHIP to go to OREGON.
*fail*
PLUS. On Sunday I'm going to a water park with my cousins.
This post is BURSTING with SUSPENSE AND ADVENTURE.
I AM SO EXCITED. FOR. THE WEEKEND. On Saturday, I'm going to get the... TOKENS of ADMITTANCE. Into the SHIP to go to OREGON.
*fail*
PLUS. On Sunday I'm going to a water park with my cousins.
This post is BURSTING with SUSPENSE AND ADVENTURE.
Monday, July 5, 2010
very very strange
I just had a dream so I figured I'd blog about it before I forget it. But I think it's blurring away as you read so let's get to it:
yenanana is leaving, so there's a bunch of people at my house, and she was pissed off for some reason at me, (I FORGOT) so she was being really mean, and she started hair drying my fingers and it was really painful and then she CUT MY HAIR. So I was like WTF, BETCH. and she was all WELL YOU WERE BLAH BLAH BLAH.
And then, there was this other girl. She was just a nasty person in general, so she started sabotaging me in every single way possible, which was basically just physical pain, like scalding me and all that crap and i was like THE HELLLL.
And then later in the dream, the girl that hated me turned out to be Lady Gaga, all decked out in her rhinestone swimsuit she wears in everyday life. And my friends, (i don't remember who these are, but they were like. really helpful) and I turned into miniatures, so we went to my veranda and hid from Lady Gaga. One girl, (one of my friends) hid behind a box, and this cute little reptile thing (also friend) hid under like, a broom. I had to hide behind this nice teddy bear, but Lady Gaga was like BAMMMM!!! without any warning shooting glares like missiles behind her black sunglasses and I made it barely in time, DIVING behind the teddy bear.
Lady Gaga passed the box and saw my friend, so the friend started pretending like she wasn't hiding and she started dancing all Gagaesque, and Lady Gaga saw her and started dancing too, and then she saw me, so i started doing that too, and I guess Lady Gaga was impressed with what I did there, so she was like going all GAGA on me, and then she was like "What's your name?" So I guess she didn't realize it was me, so I was like "Um.... " and Lady Gaga was starting to recognize me, so she was like suspicious with her "WHAT IS YOUR NAME?"
And I was all "Um.... Flora Wong!"
Flora Wong was this really short Asian girl in my PE class and Broadway class last year. And then Flora Wong was suddenly in my living room, partying it up with the rest of the room. So Lady Gaga was like "FLORA WONG, GET OVER HERE!" And then Lady Gaga tortured her for the rest of the party but hey, at least it's not me.
yenanana is leaving, so there's a bunch of people at my house, and she was pissed off for some reason at me, (I FORGOT) so she was being really mean, and she started hair drying my fingers and it was really painful and then she CUT MY HAIR. So I was like WTF, BETCH. and she was all WELL YOU WERE BLAH BLAH BLAH.
And then, there was this other girl. She was just a nasty person in general, so she started sabotaging me in every single way possible, which was basically just physical pain, like scalding me and all that crap and i was like THE HELLLL.
And then later in the dream, the girl that hated me turned out to be Lady Gaga, all decked out in her rhinestone swimsuit she wears in everyday life. And my friends, (i don't remember who these are, but they were like. really helpful) and I turned into miniatures, so we went to my veranda and hid from Lady Gaga. One girl, (one of my friends) hid behind a box, and this cute little reptile thing (also friend) hid under like, a broom. I had to hide behind this nice teddy bear, but Lady Gaga was like BAMMMM!!! without any warning shooting glares like missiles behind her black sunglasses and I made it barely in time, DIVING behind the teddy bear.
Lady Gaga passed the box and saw my friend, so the friend started pretending like she wasn't hiding and she started dancing all Gagaesque, and Lady Gaga saw her and started dancing too, and then she saw me, so i started doing that too, and I guess Lady Gaga was impressed with what I did there, so she was like going all GAGA on me, and then she was like "What's your name?" So I guess she didn't realize it was me, so I was like "Um.... " and Lady Gaga was starting to recognize me, so she was like suspicious with her "WHAT IS YOUR NAME?"
And I was all "Um.... Flora Wong!"
Flora Wong was this really short Asian girl in my PE class and Broadway class last year. And then Flora Wong was suddenly in my living room, partying it up with the rest of the room. So Lady Gaga was like "FLORA WONG, GET OVER HERE!" And then Lady Gaga tortured her for the rest of the party but hey, at least it's not me.
Saturday, July 3, 2010
The Day of America's Birth
was crap. It was utterly crappish. In fact, it's so crappish, I'm not even going to tell you a lot about it.
Just a little though.
I was dressed up with star-sprangled stuff and patriotic colors and my mom wanted me to ditch the party and go visit her friend of 20 years with me. I regretfully declinedshe got pissed and made me walk home from the station and so I texted Russell and Aaliyah and they said they'd be at the party so I was like cool, and then a certain dastriche that goes by the name of Amphelia Cwartz (she's a nice person, but NOT REALLY) TOTALLY WENT DASTRICHE ON ME. IM SO PISSED OFF IM NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED,
So bottom line: My life in Korea is a disaster, the day our founding fathers started our great nation is UTTER BULLCRAP, and the only thing that keeps me alive at this point is my trip to LA. The end.
EDIT: Not that... I'm coming to LA or anything. I wish, but that's not happening.
The end.
Just a little though.
I was dressed up with star-sprangled stuff and patriotic colors and my mom wanted me to ditch the party and go visit her friend of 20 years with me. I regretfully declined
So bottom line: My life in Korea is a disaster, the day our founding fathers started our great nation is UTTER BULLCRAP, and the only thing that keeps me alive at this point is my trip to LA. The end.
EDIT: Not that... I'm coming to LA or anything. I wish, but that's not happening.
The end.
Thursday, July 1, 2010
THE AWKWARD STRANGE MOMENTS OF LIFE
Pfft. Life sucketh.
Today was the last day of golf, and it was supposed to be the best day where they give you shirts, cake, a big goodbye session, and we actually hit the green and play a game of golf.
I was getting ready to leave the house when I can't find an umbrella, but I'm running late so I'm like, screw it, and leave and it's POURING BY THE BUCKETLOADS and it's just like.... POURING. Like, God had a huge pail the size of Greenland, and tipped it over on Korea. So I was running toward the station and I find shelter under the building and then I make a run for it to be stopped by a freaken stoplight, and I see this police officer guarding the base, and he's got an umbrella.
SELF: Hello, *ducks under cop's umbrella*
COP: *swerves around strange girl*
SELF: I'm gonna go under your umbrella really quick.
COP'S BOSS: What's going on over there?
COP: This girl wants my umbrella.
COPS BOSS: *turns around*
SELF: This is really awkward. *cough*
COP'S BOSS: *comes over from the other side of the street* Are you waiting for someone?
(By this time I'm praying to God to turn the light green so I can GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE)
SELF: Oh, no. *SPRINTS AWAY AS THE LIGHT FINALLY TURNS GREEN*
So it was really awkward, I missed the bus, my mom picked me up, and that brings us to now.
I MISSED MY FINAL DAY OF GOLF.
Maybe I shouldn't have conversed with that cop.
Today was the last day of golf, and it was supposed to be the best day where they give you shirts, cake, a big goodbye session, and we actually hit the green and play a game of golf.
I was getting ready to leave the house when I can't find an umbrella, but I'm running late so I'm like, screw it, and leave and it's POURING BY THE BUCKETLOADS and it's just like.... POURING. Like, God had a huge pail the size of Greenland, and tipped it over on Korea. So I was running toward the station and I find shelter under the building and then I make a run for it to be stopped by a freaken stoplight, and I see this police officer guarding the base, and he's got an umbrella.
SELF: Hello, *ducks under cop's umbrella*
COP: *swerves around strange girl*
SELF: I'm gonna go under your umbrella really quick.
COP'S BOSS: What's going on over there?
COP: This girl wants my umbrella.
COPS BOSS: *turns around*
SELF: This is really awkward. *cough*
COP'S BOSS: *comes over from the other side of the street* Are you waiting for someone?
(By this time I'm praying to God to turn the light green so I can GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE)
SELF: Oh, no. *SPRINTS AWAY AS THE LIGHT FINALLY TURNS GREEN*
So it was really awkward, I missed the bus, my mom picked me up, and that brings us to now.
I MISSED MY FINAL DAY OF GOLF.
Maybe I shouldn't have conversed with that cop.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
golfgolfgolf
So Day 3 of Golfapalooza. The instructors told us to be by the driving range by seven, but when I woke up my mother was hollering and flailing around gently waking me up and telling me it was SEVEN. So I started WEKJWKJKJFJDKF and aksjfklsdjklwje and we got there at 7:06. Record time.
So I got on the bus with Renee, and she told me Sam and Lahela would be there with their dads, since we're going to a bigger golf course like, away. And when we get there it's raining so it was pretty suckish so we just went to the driving range and shot and I was likethe best golfer EVER okay, I guess.
But these girls have SERIOUS issues. They're all "OH MY GOD I GOT A NEW DRIVER." "OMG IS THAT THE NEW TAYLORMADE 42?" "YEAH I JUST GOT IT POLISHED" and they all practice their swings infront of a mirror and they go "OHHH SO THAT'S WHERE I GOT IT WRONG" and then they go "YEAH YOU HAVE TO ARCH YOUR BACK AND TAKE A SHOULDER STANCE" "OH MY GOD I HAVE TO WORK ON MY BACK SWING" "OH MY GOD, YOU HAVE A TAYLORMADE GOLF BAG? WHAT HAPPENED TO..."
And on and on. Ooh, and one girl named her clubs. NAMED. HER CLUBS.
Rich people have issues.
So I got on the bus with Renee, and she told me Sam and Lahela would be there with their dads, since we're going to a bigger golf course like, away. And when we get there it's raining so it was pretty suckish so we just went to the driving range and shot and I was like
But these girls have SERIOUS issues. They're all "OH MY GOD I GOT A NEW DRIVER." "OMG IS THAT THE NEW TAYLORMADE 42?" "YEAH I JUST GOT IT POLISHED" and they all practice their swings infront of a mirror and they go "OHHH SO THAT'S WHERE I GOT IT WRONG" and then they go "YEAH YOU HAVE TO ARCH YOUR BACK AND TAKE A SHOULDER STANCE" "OH MY GOD I HAVE TO WORK ON MY BACK SWING" "OH MY GOD, YOU HAVE A TAYLORMADE GOLF BAG? WHAT HAPPENED TO..."
And on and on. Ooh, and one girl named her clubs. NAMED. HER CLUBS.
Rich people have issues.
Sunday, June 27, 2010
OMG , WTF, AND OH GOD
Okay, so yenanana has departed! The FLIGHT OF THE OSTRICH! GOODBYE, YENA, I'LL TALK TO YOU SOON, HAVE FUN IN D.C., AND KEEP POSTING BECAUSE THIS IS THE INTERESTING PART.
BYEEEEEEEEE<3
Next. graysu and asdfkatelyn made a blog! WELCOME TO THE LAND OF BLOGGERITES.
Mk. And did you see that goal that England made that was SOOOO IN, but was disallowed by the refereethat was probably paid by the Nazis? That was pretty... unfair. There was an interview where a German fan said it was unfair too. I BELIEVE FIFA IS SEMI-BLIND.
By the way. Korea. Is. Pretty. Bleh.
They have 3D tv, and a TV without remotes. You kinda just... *gesture* at the TV and it picks up your motion. NEVER WORRY ABOUT YOUR REMOTE CONTROL GETTING STUCK IN THE COUCH CUSHIONS. BECAUSE I'M SALLY JENKINS, KID LAWYER, AND I FIGHT FOR YOU!!!!!!
Oh and I CANNOT WAIT FOR AUGUST BECAUSE SOMETHING IS HAPPENING AND I CANNOT WAIT. My parents FINALLY agreed to let me, which is pretty exciting. But the condition is I have to take this golf lesson for a week. Today was my first day and I played golf with these three girls. They were nice, but I could tell they were kinda spoiled. But anyway, golf wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. I'm hanging out with Legacy tomorrow poolside.
BYEEEEEEEEE<3
Next. graysu and asdfkatelyn made a blog! WELCOME TO THE LAND OF BLOGGERITES.
Mk. And did you see that goal that England made that was SOOOO IN, but was disallowed by the referee
By the way. Korea. Is. Pretty. Bleh.
They have 3D tv, and a TV without remotes. You kinda just... *gesture* at the TV and it picks up your motion. NEVER WORRY ABOUT YOUR REMOTE CONTROL GETTING STUCK IN THE COUCH CUSHIONS. BECAUSE I'M SALLY JENKINS, KID LAWYER, AND I FIGHT FOR YOU!!!!!!
Oh and I CANNOT WAIT FOR AUGUST BECAUSE SOMETHING IS HAPPENING AND I CANNOT WAIT. My parents FINALLY agreed to let me, which is pretty exciting. But the condition is I have to take this golf lesson for a week. Today was my first day and I played golf with these three girls. They were nice, but I could tell they were kinda spoiled. But anyway, golf wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. I'm hanging out with Legacy tomorrow poolside.
gloves and toothpaste
Okay. So. First. Graysu is finally back to civilization. I thought she was kidnapped before she FINALLY gave word.
AND THEN. Yenanana is LEAVING. LEAVINGGG. LEAVINGGGGGGGGGGG. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
I WILL MISS YOU, OSTRICH, HAVE FUN IN MARYLAND. UPDATE NORMALLY.
DONT FORGET THE CONE!
In other news, my mom is being abitch meanieface.
AND THEN. Yenanana is LEAVING. LEAVINGGG. LEAVINGGGGGGGGGGG. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
I WILL MISS YOU, OSTRICH, HAVE FUN IN MARYLAND. UPDATE NORMALLY.
DONT FORGET THE CONE!
In other news, my mom is being a
Saturday, June 26, 2010
omfg. omfg.
This is pretty crappish. That referee was BLIND. There's a level where a referee is blind and it's frustrating. This, was past that. It was so bad even the OPPOSITE SIDE FREAKEN AGREES WITH THE CRAPPISHNESS OF THIS WHOLE THING.
Um. Hello, referee. THE BITCH JUST STUCK OUT HIS FOOT 90 DEGREES TO TRIP OUR PLAYER FACE FLAT ON THE GROUND.
HELLO, GODDAMN REFEREE. UH. THERE WASN'T EVEN PHYSICAL CONTACT BETWEEN US AND THE OPPONENTS, but no, GO STRAIGHT AHEAD, pull out a yellow card.
Go straight ahead.
To hell.
Okay. Cooled down. South Korea is out of the World Cup. Lost 2:1 toUrAGay Uruguay. Um. Oh my god, I heard it was Park Ji Sung's last World Cup. That's pretty sad.
Um. Hello, referee. THE BITCH JUST STUCK OUT HIS FOOT 90 DEGREES TO TRIP OUR PLAYER FACE FLAT ON THE GROUND.
HELLO, GODDAMN REFEREE. UH. THERE WASN'T EVEN PHYSICAL CONTACT BETWEEN US AND THE OPPONENTS, but no, GO STRAIGHT AHEAD, pull out a yellow card.
Go straight ahead.
Okay. Cooled down. South Korea is out of the World Cup. Lost 2:1 to
Friday, June 25, 2010
today and more crap
So today started off pretty crappy and boring. Jonas came over to the hotel and it was immensely boring except for Legacy and the Swede, who enjoyed the entire thing and it was super gay and we just took turns going to Jonas's suite and yenanana's. I stole Jonas's belt and shirt and Yena took the shirt and we decided to ditch them and go to the pool, but Legacy called and said she wasn't allowed at the pool so we just went back and it was boring-er and then I had to go math crap and art, so then I was leaving and yenanana the ostrich decided she was not going to walk me and jonas ran all the way back and i was like, oh thats pretty nice of him but he just got his motherchucking belt and ran back. asdfjk; *flails*
So then I went to art and math crap. MY MATH TEACHER FREAKING HATES ME. It's not just because I'm foreign too. She just HATES MY FREAKEN GUTS. It's goddamn annoying. sdkfjadksj
That was the first half of the day. My mom picked me up and she dropped me off at the hotel, i met up with yenanana and legacy and we went to popeyes, got fried crap, and went back to the hotel, met Karen and RachelPerkins, hung out in the ostrich's suite. Lemmylem came over for like, 18 seconds and then Brooooooce came and then left RIGHT as yenananananana's mom came in, and it was awkward and then we washed our feet. And then pillowfights. And then. facebook. and then dancing. and then. BAREFOOT RUNNING.
God. I wanted to sleepover like, so badlly.
Btw: Legacy just called and told me to text her. I didn't have any texts left and I told her that. Hanging up is NOT polite. :o
So then I went to art and math crap. MY MATH TEACHER FREAKING HATES ME. It's not just because I'm foreign too. She just HATES MY FREAKEN GUTS. It's goddamn annoying. sdkfjadksj
That was the first half of the day. My mom picked me up and she dropped me off at the hotel, i met up with yenanana and legacy and we went to popeyes, got fried crap, and went back to the hotel, met Karen and RachelPerkins, hung out in the ostrich's suite. Lemmylem came over for like, 18 seconds and then Brooooooce came and then left RIGHT as yenananananana's mom came in, and it was awkward and then we washed our feet. And then pillowfights. And then. facebook. and then dancing. and then. BAREFOOT RUNNING.
God. I wanted to sleepover like, so badlly.
Btw: Legacy just called and told me to text her. I didn't have any texts left and I told her that. Hanging up is NOT polite. :o
Thursday, June 24, 2010
today and crap
Okay so today was really not productive but it was fun, I guess. Spent the day with yenanana. I met her, Tiara and Legacy at the hotel and Tiara and Legacy went to the pool and we went to the PX to get magazines and swimsuits and other crap.
Inever usually don't have my ration card, which you need to get in the PX, so I usually just whip out a camera and start filming the lady that checks the cards, and she goes 'ummmmm' and lets me in. But THIS Monster Sinister Lady's just got these hawk eyes that like shoot you down and she just WOULDN'T BUDGE and she seriously scanned the place like a sprinkler. So I was just like 'HEY CAN I BORROW YOUR RATION CARD' to this random guy and he was all 'wtf..okay' so I took both cards to the lady and the lady just STARED AT THE CARDS FOR LIKE HALF A CENTURY and she was like... "YOU WIN THIS ROUND, BITCH".
So we finally got in the damn PX and the swimsuits were pretty crappish so yenanana decided she'll get them later. I picked up some magazines and went back to her hotel, and met Legacy.
And then the Swede came and we just hung out. Pasta. Shoe flinging. He.
I
So we finally got in the damn PX and the swimsuits were pretty crappish so yenanana decided she'll get them later. I picked up some magazines and went back to her hotel, and met Legacy.
And then the Swede came and we just hung out. Pasta. Shoe flinging. He.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
OMG LOL YES
Okay. So, first off, SOUTH KOREA IS GOING TO THE NEXT ROUND OF THE WORLD CUP! It was crazy. I slept over at my aunt's house and I was trying to stay up and everytime there was a yell I'd wake up and go WOOOOOO and they'd go WOOOOO and the results are 2:2 to Nigeria but we're still going to the next round with Argentina. We're facing UrGay Uruguay next time.
Anyway. um. saikopath (ID will change when confirmed) left for Alabama for a month. Have fun, cowcone! :]
Updates on today: I just got home, as I've said, I slept over at my aunt's. Everyone else left, and my cousin, Joy, from New York was like LETS GO SHOPPING and i was like YAY and she got all decked out in her floor-length spring dress and her denim vest and everything and I got all frilled up and we went to this place where it was like HUH-YOUGE and I was all happy and then we ate salad and japanese food. And then we shopped some more and then i came home. geesioux was a muffin.
*cough*
Um. UGH I HAVE TO GO TO MATH CLASS LATER. In like. An hour. *sigh* Summer vacation is awesome.
Anyway. um. saikopath (ID will change when confirmed) left for Alabama for a month. Have fun, cowcone! :]
Updates on today: I just got home, as I've said, I slept over at my aunt's. Everyone else left, and my cousin, Joy, from New York was like LETS GO SHOPPING and i was like YAY and she got all decked out in her floor-length spring dress and her denim vest and everything and I got all frilled up and we went to this place where it was like HUH-YOUGE and I was all happy and then we ate salad and japanese food. And then we shopped some more and then i came home. geesioux was a muffin.
*cough*
Um. UGH I HAVE TO GO TO MATH CLASS LATER. In like. An hour. *sigh* Summer vacation is awesome.
Monday, June 21, 2010
yoplait makes me happy
*scratches head*
I am seriously confused right now. I was eating yogurt, and I drop the cup, so I'm like oh crap and I lean down and my spoon is no where to be found. Like, NOWHERE. Completely vanished. I heard the clink of the spoon, and it's definitely not in the cup... Yet IT'S NOT THERE.
I'm seriously questioning my sanity right now.
After ten minutes of completely searching the entire room I was in, I gave up hope. I am going insane, and I must accept that.
Oh my gosh. I'm watching the World Cup right now, and North Korea and Portugal are playing. IT IS 4:0. OMG OMG OMG IT'S FIVE TO ZERO. OH MY LORD IT'S SIX..... LMFAO I'm sorry I'm being rude but... this is pretty pathetic. I'm sorry. But North Korea OMG IT'S SEVEN TO ZERO. SEVEN TO FREAKING ZERO. OH god. North Korea was REALLY good in the beginning too. And then. Oh my god. I kinda feel bad for North Korea. That's just. Too sad.
It's really sad because North Korea was actually doing really well and the entire world was impressed with North Korea's rapid skill. And now... sadly they're the laughingstock.
I'm being rude. But. It's kind of hard to get a score like that in the World Cup. I think that's a record in the 2010 World Cup. I think that's a record in ALL of the World Cup. Oh my god. I feel bad for North Korea.
OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. It's sad cos North Korea actually had a chance this year and. They blew it in one game. I don't even know what to think. Should I be happy or sad or mad or pleased or omg I'm so confused.
WHERE IS MY YOGURT SPOON?
Update: Yogurt spoon found under couch. Sanity restored. Universe once again in balance.
I am seriously confused right now. I was eating yogurt, and I drop the cup, so I'm like oh crap and I lean down and my spoon is no where to be found. Like, NOWHERE. Completely vanished. I heard the clink of the spoon, and it's definitely not in the cup... Yet IT'S NOT THERE.
I'm seriously questioning my sanity right now.
After ten minutes of completely searching the entire room I was in, I gave up hope. I am going insane, and I must accept that.
Oh my gosh. I'm watching the World Cup right now, and North Korea and Portugal are playing. IT IS 4:0. OMG OMG OMG IT'S FIVE TO ZERO. OH MY LORD IT'S SIX..... LMFAO I'm sorry I'm being rude but... this is pretty pathetic. I'm sorry. But North Korea OMG IT'S SEVEN TO ZERO. SEVEN TO FREAKING ZERO. OH god. North Korea was REALLY good in the beginning too. And then. Oh my god. I kinda feel bad for North Korea. That's just. Too sad.
It's really sad because North Korea was actually doing really well and the entire world was impressed with North Korea's rapid skill. And now... sadly they're the laughingstock.
I'm being rude. But. It's kind of hard to get a score like that in the World Cup. I think that's a record in the 2010 World Cup. I think that's a record in ALL of the World Cup. Oh my god. I feel bad for North Korea.
OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. It's sad cos North Korea actually had a chance this year and. They blew it in one game. I don't even know what to think. Should I be happy or sad or mad or pleased or omg I'm so confused.
WHERE IS MY YOGURT SPOON?
Update: Yogurt spoon found under couch. Sanity restored. Universe once again in balance.
Sunday, June 20, 2010
oh lord
So yesterday, my mum and I went to the Garden of Morning Calm, which was basically a cross between a HUGE garden and a national park. Everything was decent except it wasn't until I drop my camera. There was the whole thing with the OMFG I AM GOING TO DIE and all that. So now my camera is broken, until further notice.
Sigh.
In other news, it is FINALLY SUMMER VACATION!!! I will probably spend most of my summer at the pool, hanging out on base (will explain that later) and/or at the movies and shoppette. Unless I get to go back home for the summer. I would seriously do anything to go back at least for the summer. I miss LA with all my heart.
OMG TODAY WAS SO BORING. Since I lost my phone (still lost) I had no plans today, which lead to my mom going all 'LETS GO TO YOUR GRANDPARENTS FLAT' and i was like 'UGHHHHHHH' and she was like 'LETS NOT BE SO RUDE TO THE PEOPLE THAT RAISED YOU ' and i was like 'UGHHHHHHHHH' and she was like. So anyway. That's how I ended up going to my grandparents house and staying there for likefour seventeen hours. Then I started being witch!geesioux and started bitching to my mom about it and she was all WHATEVER IM NOT TAKING YOU TO YOUR GRANDPARENTS ANYMORE and i was all GOOD. THATS ALRIGHT WITH ME. And that's it.
I am pitiful. Where the hell is my phone?
Sigh.
In other news, it is FINALLY SUMMER VACATION!!! I will probably spend most of my summer at the pool, hanging out on base (will explain that later) and/or at the movies and shoppette. Unless I get to go back home for the summer. I would seriously do anything to go back at least for the summer. I miss LA with all my heart.
OMG TODAY WAS SO BORING. Since I lost my phone (still lost) I had no plans today, which lead to my mom going all 'LETS GO TO YOUR GRANDPARENTS FLAT' and i was like 'UGHHHHHHH' and she was like 'LETS NOT BE SO RUDE TO THE PEOPLE THAT RAISED YOU ' and i was like 'UGHHHHHHHHH' and she was like. So anyway. That's how I ended up going to my grandparents house and staying there for like
I am pitiful. Where the hell is my phone?
Saturday, June 19, 2010
HELLO THERE
Um. Hello, world.
A bit about myself: *cough* I go by a bunch of different names and IDs depending on the situation, but here I am geesioux (that's pronounced gee-soo, just in case you are not as brilliant as myself ) So anyway, my hometown is Los Angeles, California. I am Korean. I have recently moved to hell Seoul, South Korea, thanks to a certain job relocationerthingasdkfj; involving my mother. So here I am, hence Seoulangeles. *flashy lights*
So. New blog exists along with yenanana's new blog. She isan ostrich a girl at. My crap school. Who is moving to Maryland soon. I got her to make a blog and I thought I'd yknow. Do as the sheep do. Uh.
And so there shall be blogging.
A bit about myself: *cough* I go by a bunch of different names and IDs depending on the situation, but here I am geesioux (that's pronounced gee-soo,
So. New blog exists along with yenanana's new blog. She is
And so there shall be blogging.
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