I'm blogging in the morning, actually as soon as I got up, which is probably not the wisest choice because by noon I might see my twin separated at birth or my mother could take simultaneous ballet lessons. But whatttttttever.
I'll start with saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GRACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Woohoo! How's it feel to be an official teenager? (Not much different, I know) Congratulations, you are now an official emotional moody ungrateful acne-covered TEENAGER. Fabulous to be thirteen, am i right?
I dreamt that Aubrey, Larissa and Valerie had kidnapped me and was keeping me in a nice fairy tale mushroom style house in the middle of the forest. Aubrey was their leader. I remember I was some exotic Siberian thing and I woke up and ran for the door because it was wide open. I heard Aubrey yell behind me, "You LEFT the DOOR OPEN?!?!?!?!" And they were chasing after me. That's it. End of dream, end of blog post.
Showing posts with label dream. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dream. Show all posts
Saturday, August 21, 2010
Thursday, July 8, 2010
strange dream 2
Behold. Another dream. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
So. Me and my Los Angeleno friend, Amanda were in the Milky way (my mom and I watched this astronomy/galaxy stuff on TV last night) and we were on a star, and the star was BOUNCY. So we were hopping on that star, and all of a sudden it's like a video game. We have to get to this one specific star by hopping on the stars to get there. And Emily Atkinson, this other blonde chick from California, and I forgot who the other one was... Hannah Rock? Val? I don't know, but it was a blonde. And they have to go on the certain star at the same time as us to go to the next level.
So Amanda and I make it to the star, but Emily and Blonde are kind of three feet away, and they can't come. So we're like HURRY! YOU CAN MAKE IT! JUST JUMP! but they kinda shake their heads and go "Mnahhhh. We can't. There's no use trying."
And all of a sudden it's night, and we're in the street (back on Earth, obvs) near a certain area called the Crab Park. Emily and Blonde are somewhere else, but Amanda and I are just walking.
So I text Emily.
JISU: UGH, YOU BLONDES HAVE NO AMBITION WHATSOEVER, AND YOU WILL NEVER GET ANYWHERE IN LIFE.
Few moments later, a text.
EMILY: omgomgomggggggggg didn't you see Lady Gaga in The Unknown?
Now in the dream, I thought that was a real movie, and I thought Lady Gaga decided to pursue an acting career. I thought since I'm in this country, I didn't know the latest cinema craze. All I knew was that there was a lot of weeping on PerezHilton.com, because Lady Gaga decided to milk the moment for all it was worth and go on all these interviews and get press attention and WEEP, and say THIS MOVIE WAS REALLY EMOTIONAL FOR ME, IT CHANGED MY LIFE, IM A NEW PERSON, IT HIT A NERVE, SINCE MY CHILDHOOD....blah blah blah and other Hollywood crap like that. So everyone was like "AWWWW, THIS MUST BE REALLY HARD ON GAGA. SHE WENT THROUGH SO MUCH".
I never even got to clarify that I was talking about them, not Lady Gaga, and that Lady Gaga's not even blonde. It was strange.
So. Me and my Los Angeleno friend, Amanda were in the Milky way (my mom and I watched this astronomy/galaxy stuff on TV last night) and we were on a star, and the star was BOUNCY. So we were hopping on that star, and all of a sudden it's like a video game. We have to get to this one specific star by hopping on the stars to get there. And Emily Atkinson, this other blonde chick from California, and I forgot who the other one was... Hannah Rock? Val? I don't know, but it was a blonde. And they have to go on the certain star at the same time as us to go to the next level.
So Amanda and I make it to the star, but Emily and Blonde are kind of three feet away, and they can't come. So we're like HURRY! YOU CAN MAKE IT! JUST JUMP! but they kinda shake their heads and go "Mnahhhh. We can't. There's no use trying."
And all of a sudden it's night, and we're in the street (back on Earth, obvs) near a certain area called the Crab Park. Emily and Blonde are somewhere else, but Amanda and I are just walking.
So I text Emily.
JISU: UGH, YOU BLONDES HAVE NO AMBITION WHATSOEVER, AND YOU WILL NEVER GET ANYWHERE IN LIFE.
Few moments later, a text.
EMILY: omgomgomggggggggg didn't you see Lady Gaga in The Unknown?
Now in the dream, I thought that was a real movie, and I thought Lady Gaga decided to pursue an acting career. I thought since I'm in this country, I didn't know the latest cinema craze. All I knew was that there was a lot of weeping on PerezHilton.com, because Lady Gaga decided to milk the moment for all it was worth and go on all these interviews and get press attention and WEEP, and say THIS MOVIE WAS REALLY EMOTIONAL FOR ME, IT CHANGED MY LIFE, IM A NEW PERSON, IT HIT A NERVE, SINCE MY CHILDHOOD....blah blah blah and other Hollywood crap like that. So everyone was like "AWWWW, THIS MUST BE REALLY HARD ON GAGA. SHE WENT THROUGH SO MUCH".
I never even got to clarify that I was talking about them, not Lady Gaga, and that Lady Gaga's not even blonde. It was strange.
Monday, July 5, 2010
very very strange
I just had a dream so I figured I'd blog about it before I forget it. But I think it's blurring away as you read so let's get to it:
yenanana is leaving, so there's a bunch of people at my house, and she was pissed off for some reason at me, (I FORGOT) so she was being really mean, and she started hair drying my fingers and it was really painful and then she CUT MY HAIR. So I was like WTF, BETCH. and she was all WELL YOU WERE BLAH BLAH BLAH.
And then, there was this other girl. She was just a nasty person in general, so she started sabotaging me in every single way possible, which was basically just physical pain, like scalding me and all that crap and i was like THE HELLLL.
And then later in the dream, the girl that hated me turned out to be Lady Gaga, all decked out in her rhinestone swimsuit she wears in everyday life. And my friends, (i don't remember who these are, but they were like. really helpful) and I turned into miniatures, so we went to my veranda and hid from Lady Gaga. One girl, (one of my friends) hid behind a box, and this cute little reptile thing (also friend) hid under like, a broom. I had to hide behind this nice teddy bear, but Lady Gaga was like BAMMMM!!! without any warning shooting glares like missiles behind her black sunglasses and I made it barely in time, DIVING behind the teddy bear.
Lady Gaga passed the box and saw my friend, so the friend started pretending like she wasn't hiding and she started dancing all Gagaesque, and Lady Gaga saw her and started dancing too, and then she saw me, so i started doing that too, and I guess Lady Gaga was impressed with what I did there, so she was like going all GAGA on me, and then she was like "What's your name?" So I guess she didn't realize it was me, so I was like "Um.... " and Lady Gaga was starting to recognize me, so she was like suspicious with her "WHAT IS YOUR NAME?"
And I was all "Um.... Flora Wong!"
Flora Wong was this really short Asian girl in my PE class and Broadway class last year. And then Flora Wong was suddenly in my living room, partying it up with the rest of the room. So Lady Gaga was like "FLORA WONG, GET OVER HERE!" And then Lady Gaga tortured her for the rest of the party but hey, at least it's not me.
yenanana is leaving, so there's a bunch of people at my house, and she was pissed off for some reason at me, (I FORGOT) so she was being really mean, and she started hair drying my fingers and it was really painful and then she CUT MY HAIR. So I was like WTF, BETCH. and she was all WELL YOU WERE BLAH BLAH BLAH.
And then, there was this other girl. She was just a nasty person in general, so she started sabotaging me in every single way possible, which was basically just physical pain, like scalding me and all that crap and i was like THE HELLLL.
And then later in the dream, the girl that hated me turned out to be Lady Gaga, all decked out in her rhinestone swimsuit she wears in everyday life. And my friends, (i don't remember who these are, but they were like. really helpful) and I turned into miniatures, so we went to my veranda and hid from Lady Gaga. One girl, (one of my friends) hid behind a box, and this cute little reptile thing (also friend) hid under like, a broom. I had to hide behind this nice teddy bear, but Lady Gaga was like BAMMMM!!! without any warning shooting glares like missiles behind her black sunglasses and I made it barely in time, DIVING behind the teddy bear.
Lady Gaga passed the box and saw my friend, so the friend started pretending like she wasn't hiding and she started dancing all Gagaesque, and Lady Gaga saw her and started dancing too, and then she saw me, so i started doing that too, and I guess Lady Gaga was impressed with what I did there, so she was like going all GAGA on me, and then she was like "What's your name?" So I guess she didn't realize it was me, so I was like "Um.... " and Lady Gaga was starting to recognize me, so she was like suspicious with her "WHAT IS YOUR NAME?"
And I was all "Um.... Flora Wong!"
Flora Wong was this really short Asian girl in my PE class and Broadway class last year. And then Flora Wong was suddenly in my living room, partying it up with the rest of the room. So Lady Gaga was like "FLORA WONG, GET OVER HERE!" And then Lady Gaga tortured her for the rest of the party but hey, at least it's not me.
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