OMG

Haven't updated in seven thousand years. So much has been going on, but life is definitely getting better. It's official. I AM GOING TO CALIFORNIA. I've spent so much time shopping up, and today I got most of the packing done. I keep getting this weird feeling something's missing but whatever. i am as nervous as a butterfly. I'll be flying first class tomorrow. Fanceh.

After eight days of shopping, looking and pondering, we finally settled on these black vinyl double strapped heels for Cheryl, my friend's mom. This happened like, four days ago. But of course, my mom decides the shoes are too formal and stuffy the day before my departure. So she's making my aunt get a pair of expensive, heeled sandals of the same quality before my 8 o'clock flight.

I'll probably make a LEAVING-FOR CALIFORNIA post tomorrow, but if I don't get to, I'm just giving you guys a heads-up. I SERIOUSLY WANNA DRINK COKE RIGHT NOW BUT MY DAD BOUGHT THIS FREAKING CARROT JUICE INSTEAD. Carrot juice. That is a crime, my friends.

CARROT JUICE.

I've been drinking water for the past few days because there was absolutely NOTHING in my fridge. My mom refused to get groceries so I've been munching on cherries and swigging cups of H2O. It turns out she didn't get groceries because she wants to lose a few pounds over my stay in LA, and doesn't want food distracting her. HER SKINNINESS FOR MY HUNGER. THANKS, MAMA.

CAN'T WAIT. TILL. TMW.

today and crap

Okay so today was really not productive but it was fun, I guess. Spent the day with yenanana. I met her, Tiara and Legacy at the hotel and Tiara and Legacy went to the pool and we went to the PX to get magazines and swimsuits and other crap.

I never usually don't have my ration card, which you need to get in the PX, so I usually just whip out a camera and start filming the lady that checks the cards, and she goes 'ummmmm' and lets me in. But THIS Monster Sinister Lady's just got these hawk eyes that like shoot you down and she just WOULDN'T BUDGE and she seriously scanned the place like a sprinkler. So I was just like 'HEY CAN I BORROW YOUR RATION CARD' to this random guy and he was all 'wtf..okay' so I took both cards to the lady and the lady just STARED AT THE CARDS FOR LIKE HALF A CENTURY and she was like... "YOU WIN THIS ROUND, BITCH".
So we finally got in the damn PX and the swimsuits were pretty crappish so yenanana decided she'll get them later. I picked up some magazines and went back to her hotel, and met Legacy.

And then the Swede came and we just hung out. Pasta. Shoe flinging. He.