I just had a dream so I figured I'd blog about it before I forget it. But I think it's blurring away as you read so let's get to it:
yenanana is leaving, so there's a bunch of people at my house, and she was pissed off for some reason at me, (I FORGOT) so she was being really mean, and she started hair drying my fingers and it was really painful and then she CUT MY HAIR. So I was like WTF, BETCH. and she was all WELL YOU WERE BLAH BLAH BLAH.
And then, there was this other girl. She was just a nasty person in general, so she started sabotaging me in every single way possible, which was basically just physical pain, like scalding me and all that crap and i was like THE HELLLL.
And then later in the dream, the girl that hated me turned out to be Lady Gaga, all decked out in her rhinestone swimsuit she wears in everyday life. And my friends, (i don't remember who these are, but they were like. really helpful) and I turned into miniatures, so we went to my veranda and hid from Lady Gaga. One girl, (one of my friends) hid behind a box, and this cute little reptile thing (also friend) hid under like, a broom. I had to hide behind this nice teddy bear, but Lady Gaga was like BAMMMM!!! without any warning shooting glares like missiles behind her black sunglasses and I made it barely in time, DIVING behind the teddy bear.
Lady Gaga passed the box and saw my friend, so the friend started pretending like she wasn't hiding and she started dancing all Gagaesque, and Lady Gaga saw her and started dancing too, and then she saw me, so i started doing that too, and I guess Lady Gaga was impressed with what I did there, so she was like going all GAGA on me, and then she was like "What's your name?" So I guess she didn't realize it was me, so I was like "Um.... " and Lady Gaga was starting to recognize me, so she was like suspicious with her "WHAT IS YOUR NAME?"
And I was all "Um.... Flora Wong!"
Flora Wong was this really short Asian girl in my PE class and Broadway class last year. And then Flora Wong was suddenly in my living room, partying it up with the rest of the room. So Lady Gaga was like "FLORA WONG, GET OVER HERE!" And then Lady Gaga tortured her for the rest of the party but hey, at least it's not me.
Did the ostrich get her rabies shot? Sir, will you please stop shooting at me?
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ReplyDeleteim desperatley confused.
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