THE AWKWARD STRANGE MOMENTS OF LIFE

Pfft. Life sucketh.

Today was the last day of golf, and it was supposed to be the best day where they give you shirts, cake, a big goodbye session, and we actually hit the green and play a game of golf.

I was getting ready to leave the house when I can't find an umbrella, but I'm running late so I'm like, screw it, and leave and it's POURING BY THE BUCKETLOADS and it's just like.... POURING. Like, God had a huge pail the size of Greenland, and tipped it over on Korea. So I was running toward the station and I find shelter under the building and then I make a run for it to be stopped by a freaken stoplight, and I see this police officer guarding the base, and he's got an umbrella.

SELF: Hello, *ducks under cop's umbrella*
COP: *swerves around strange girl*
SELF: I'm gonna go under your umbrella really quick.
COP'S BOSS: What's going on over there?
COP: This girl wants my umbrella.
COPS BOSS: *turns around*
SELF: This is really awkward. *cough*
COP'S BOSS: *comes over from the other side of the street* Are you waiting for someone?
(By this time I'm praying to God to turn the light green so I can GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE)
SELF: Oh, no. *SPRINTS AWAY AS THE LIGHT FINALLY TURNS GREEN*

So it was really awkward, I missed the bus, my mom picked me up, and that brings us to now.

I MISSED MY FINAL DAY OF GOLF.

Maybe I shouldn't have conversed with that cop.