strange dream 2

Behold. Another dream. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

So. Me and my Los Angeleno friend, Amanda were in the Milky way (my mom and I watched this astronomy/galaxy stuff on TV last night) and we were on a star, and the star was BOUNCY. So we were hopping on that star, and all of a sudden it's like a video game. We have to get to this one specific star by hopping on the stars to get there. And Emily Atkinson, this other blonde chick from California, and I forgot who the other one was... Hannah Rock? Val? I don't know, but it was a blonde. And they have to go on the certain star at the same time as us to go to the next level.

So Amanda and I make it to the star, but Emily and Blonde are kind of three feet away, and they can't come. So we're like HURRY! YOU CAN MAKE IT! JUST JUMP! but they kinda shake their heads and go "Mnahhhh. We can't. There's no use trying."

And all of a sudden it's night, and we're in the street (back on Earth, obvs) near a certain area called the Crab Park. Emily and Blonde are somewhere else, but Amanda and I are just walking.

So I text Emily.

JISU: UGH, YOU BLONDES HAVE NO AMBITION WHATSOEVER, AND YOU WILL NEVER GET ANYWHERE IN LIFE.

Few moments later, a text.

EMILY: omgomgomggggggggg didn't you see Lady Gaga in The Unknown?

Now in the dream, I thought that was a real movie, and I thought Lady Gaga decided to pursue an acting career. I thought since I'm in this country, I didn't know the latest cinema craze. All I knew was that there was a lot of weeping on PerezHilton.com, because Lady Gaga decided to milk the moment for all it was worth and go on all these interviews and get press attention and WEEP, and say THIS MOVIE WAS REALLY EMOTIONAL FOR ME, IT CHANGED MY LIFE, IM A NEW PERSON, IT HIT A NERVE, SINCE MY CHILDHOOD....blah blah blah and other Hollywood crap like that. So everyone was like "AWWWW, THIS MUST BE REALLY HARD ON GAGA. SHE WENT THROUGH SO MUCH".


I never even got to clarify that I was talking about them, not Lady Gaga, and that Lady Gaga's not even blonde. It was strange.