An update... (kinda gets long but stay with me here)

Sorry I haven't been posting in a while. I've been busy getting ready for my big trip to El Lay. Shopping for friends in La La Land is really fun and hard at the same time.

We went to like seven different outlets and shopping malls, got Val's shirt and two earrings, Val's sister's vest, Amanda's shirt, two tops for me, a blouse for Nicole and Demie, and accessories for like a bunch of people.

Now the hard part is shopping for Val's mom, Cheryl's shoes. It's either too fancy or too shabby, or too high or too average. These shoes are freaking expensive. You could say they average around 90,000.

Won, obviously.

Anyway. (Lol, Grace that probably wasn't very interesting for you.)

I AM SO FREAKING EXCITED. Fifteen days till the trip. I think I"m more excited for Los Angeles than to turn 13. Which is two days before I leave. Speaking of, I don't think I'm going to have a party this year :[ because with the LA trip coming up, and there's not really enough people for a party. I'm probably just going to VIPS or Todai with the entire family. This'll break my five-year record of an official party. :[[[

I'm kinda hoping my friends'll throw me like a surprise party. I'm kinda hinting about it too, but so far it's not working:

ME: Sooo. uh. It's gonna be kinda hard seeing everyone during the summer. I need like, one place where EVERYONE will be there.

VAL: Well, you can go to Aubrey's birthday party. She's inviting a bunch of people, you'll probably see everyone there.

ME: Yeah. Did I mention I'm coming two days after my birthday? I'm not having a party in Korea though...

VAL: Lol, don't worry, I won't forget your present.

ME: ..... Yeah....

SERIOUSLY PEOPLE. GET THE HINT.

So Grace, you know how I like to add description to my Stories of the Old Times in Heaven, by giving you a novel brief overview of each friend I happen to talk about. I'll give you a summary for your reference:

VAL: Has like seventeen pets. HER DAD COLLECTS MOTORCYCLES. Was a vegetarian.

DEMIE: Takes ballet classes and takes dance SERIOUSLY SERIOUSLY. Lives in a GOD DAMN mansion. MANSION. She's kinda strange.

NICOLE: Her dad's in the LAPD. Watches SERIOUSLY SCARY movies, like all the classics plus the ones from Japan or whatever. Lives in a freaking... what, 7-bedroom house?

AMANDA: She's a bean.

You know what? This is pointless I'm gonna go brush my teeth.

A Downdate.

I apologize for the lame whateverthatwas for the title but I think the title deems ACCURATELY.

So things have been going on.... With like. Legacy and people..... Like Jack Lamereaux. I don't even know how spell his freaking last name.

MOVING ON. MOVING ON MOVING ON MOVING ON MOVING MOVING ON MOVINGOMOINONONONO.

My dad's on his summer vacation (I KNOW. WHAT KIND OF FREAKIN ADULT GETS SUMMER VACATION), but it's just for one week though. Since today was the first day I guess I expected him to make me breakfast with pancakes and juice or at least take me out for breakfast. But when I woke up at eleven o' clock HE HAD LEFT WITHOUT A SOUND TO GO GOLFING.

In other news, I'm truly worried about Yena because she's not updating her blog or checking her comments and she didn't seem that well the last time she posted. ONE DAY THE OSTRICH WILL FLY, YENA. MAYBE THEY'LL EVOLVE INTO LIKE. SOMETHING. lol

And Grace has brown hair.

AND MY MOM/DAD GOT THE TICKETS FOR THE "PONY" TO GO TO "NORTH DAKOTA". I AM SO FREAKING EXCITED.

By the way, I'm taking Kumon now and I'm three days behind on my work. It's seriously. Ah-nnoying.

oshun world.

My cousins and family went to Ocean World yesterday, an awesome water park. We left at five o clock in the morning. It was AWESOME. It was all decorated in this Egytian beach water thing theme and it was just AWESOME. AWESOME. AWESOME.

There were these playgrounds with water in them, splashing everywhere, squirting everyone and these little traps where they dump water on you randomly. Not to mention the rides. The slide/tube thing was like SUPER FUN AND SCARY. Cos it went up like 1929299393929 feet in the air and up the ramp and

We rode like every single one.

What surprised me was everyone was barefoot, like outside. I DTSKD

And there was this wave pool thing and OH MY GOD. It was in this huge lot, with these HUGE cobra heads coming out of the wall, and there was water coming from them, and there would be this strange music, and then a tidal wave would crash, and it would ripple through the entire place and you would seriously go from the front of the lot and fly a good... forty feet back, and I would lose my cousin every time the tidal wave crashed because it was so strong. Seriously. It's stronger than the ocean.

Ish.

And there were these lagoons, and they were really warm which was good because it gets really cold running around. There was a steaming purple one, which was like rose water, then a green one which is like Octavian Citrus thing, a mud bath, and it was just AWESOME. And you'd just sit in there and it would be like a slice of the heaven pie came down on you and turned itself into a cheesecake so I could eat it. (I don't eat pie.)

And there were these watches with the touch sensor in theminaskjfaskldfjas

IT WAS AWESOME.

strange dream 2

Behold. Another dream. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

So. Me and my Los Angeleno friend, Amanda were in the Milky way (my mom and I watched this astronomy/galaxy stuff on TV last night) and we were on a star, and the star was BOUNCY. So we were hopping on that star, and all of a sudden it's like a video game. We have to get to this one specific star by hopping on the stars to get there. And Emily Atkinson, this other blonde chick from California, and I forgot who the other one was... Hannah Rock? Val? I don't know, but it was a blonde. And they have to go on the certain star at the same time as us to go to the next level.

So Amanda and I make it to the star, but Emily and Blonde are kind of three feet away, and they can't come. So we're like HURRY! YOU CAN MAKE IT! JUST JUMP! but they kinda shake their heads and go "Mnahhhh. We can't. There's no use trying."

And all of a sudden it's night, and we're in the street (back on Earth, obvs) near a certain area called the Crab Park. Emily and Blonde are somewhere else, but Amanda and I are just walking.

So I text Emily.

JISU: UGH, YOU BLONDES HAVE NO AMBITION WHATSOEVER, AND YOU WILL NEVER GET ANYWHERE IN LIFE.

Few moments later, a text.

EMILY: omgomgomggggggggg didn't you see Lady Gaga in The Unknown?

Now in the dream, I thought that was a real movie, and I thought Lady Gaga decided to pursue an acting career. I thought since I'm in this country, I didn't know the latest cinema craze. All I knew was that there was a lot of weeping on PerezHilton.com, because Lady Gaga decided to milk the moment for all it was worth and go on all these interviews and get press attention and WEEP, and say THIS MOVIE WAS REALLY EMOTIONAL FOR ME, IT CHANGED MY LIFE, IM A NEW PERSON, IT HIT A NERVE, SINCE MY CHILDHOOD....blah blah blah and other Hollywood crap like that. So everyone was like "AWWWW, THIS MUST BE REALLY HARD ON GAGA. SHE WENT THROUGH SO MUCH".


I never even got to clarify that I was talking about them, not Lady Gaga, and that Lady Gaga's not even blonde. It was strange.

this coming weekend and other crapsh.

So. Germany actually lost against Spain 0:1. Hmm. I thought Germany was doing great this year. Apparently not. Eh, I rooted for Spain anyway. I like Spain. They have acoustic guitars and curly hair and have some relation to the taco. Graysu, NO NEED TO BE DEPRESSED! THE NAZIS WILL HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE NEXT YEAR! Let us pray.

I AM SO EXCITED. FOR. THE WEEKEND. On Saturday, I'm going to get the... TOKENS of ADMITTANCE. Into the SHIP to go to OREGON.

*fail*




PLUS. On Sunday I'm going to a water park with my cousins.

This post is BURSTING with SUSPENSE AND ADVENTURE.

very very strange

I just had a dream so I figured I'd blog about it before I forget it. But I think it's blurring away as you read so let's get to it:

yenanana is leaving, so there's a bunch of people at my house, and she was pissed off for some reason at me, (I FORGOT) so she was being really mean, and she started hair drying my fingers and it was really painful and then she CUT MY HAIR. So I was like WTF, BETCH. and she was all WELL YOU WERE BLAH BLAH BLAH.
And then, there was this other girl. She was just a nasty person in general, so she started sabotaging me in every single way possible, which was basically just physical pain, like scalding me and all that crap and i was like THE HELLLL.
And then later in the dream, the girl that hated me turned out to be Lady Gaga, all decked out in her rhinestone swimsuit she wears in everyday life. And my friends, (i don't remember who these are, but they were like. really helpful) and I turned into miniatures, so we went to my veranda and hid from Lady Gaga. One girl, (one of my friends) hid behind a box, and this cute little reptile thing (also friend) hid under like, a broom. I had to hide behind this nice teddy bear, but Lady Gaga was like BAMMMM!!! without any warning shooting glares like missiles behind her black sunglasses and I made it barely in time, DIVING behind the teddy bear.
Lady Gaga passed the box and saw my friend, so the friend started pretending like she wasn't hiding and she started dancing all Gagaesque, and Lady Gaga saw her and started dancing too, and then she saw me, so i started doing that too, and I guess Lady Gaga was impressed with what I did there, so she was like going all GAGA on me, and then she was like "What's your name?" So I guess she didn't realize it was me, so I was like "Um.... " and Lady Gaga was starting to recognize me, so she was like suspicious with her "WHAT IS YOUR NAME?"
And I was all "Um.... Flora Wong!"
Flora Wong was this really short Asian girl in my PE class and Broadway class last year. And then Flora Wong was suddenly in my living room, partying it up with the rest of the room. So Lady Gaga was like "FLORA WONG, GET OVER HERE!" And then Lady Gaga tortured her for the rest of the party but hey, at least it's not me.

The Day of America's Birth

was crap. It was utterly crappish. In fact, it's so crappish, I'm not even going to tell you a lot about it.

Just a little though.

I was dressed up with star-sprangled stuff and patriotic colors and my mom wanted me to ditch the party and go visit her friend of 20 years with me. I regretfully declined she got pissed and made me walk home from the station and so I texted Russell and Aaliyah and they said they'd be at the party so I was like cool, and then a certain dastriche that goes by the name of Amphelia Cwartz (she's a nice person, but NOT REALLY) TOTALLY WENT DASTRICHE ON ME. IM SO PISSED OFF IM NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED,

So bottom line: My life in Korea is a disaster, the day our founding fathers started our great nation is UTTER BULLCRAP, and the only thing that keeps me alive at this point is my trip to LA. The end.

EDIT: Not that... I'm coming to LA or anything. I wish, but that's not happening.





The end.

THE AWKWARD STRANGE MOMENTS OF LIFE

Pfft. Life sucketh.

Today was the last day of golf, and it was supposed to be the best day where they give you shirts, cake, a big goodbye session, and we actually hit the green and play a game of golf.

I was getting ready to leave the house when I can't find an umbrella, but I'm running late so I'm like, screw it, and leave and it's POURING BY THE BUCKETLOADS and it's just like.... POURING. Like, God had a huge pail the size of Greenland, and tipped it over on Korea. So I was running toward the station and I find shelter under the building and then I make a run for it to be stopped by a freaken stoplight, and I see this police officer guarding the base, and he's got an umbrella.

SELF: Hello, *ducks under cop's umbrella*
COP: *swerves around strange girl*
SELF: I'm gonna go under your umbrella really quick.
COP'S BOSS: What's going on over there?
COP: This girl wants my umbrella.
COPS BOSS: *turns around*
SELF: This is really awkward. *cough*
COP'S BOSS: *comes over from the other side of the street* Are you waiting for someone?
(By this time I'm praying to God to turn the light green so I can GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE)
SELF: Oh, no. *SPRINTS AWAY AS THE LIGHT FINALLY TURNS GREEN*

So it was really awkward, I missed the bus, my mom picked me up, and that brings us to now.

I MISSED MY FINAL DAY OF GOLF.

Maybe I shouldn't have conversed with that cop.