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So Day 3 of Golfapalooza. The instructors told us to be by the driving range by seven, but when I woke up my mother was hollering and flailing around gently waking me up and telling me it was SEVEN. So I started WEKJWKJKJFJDKF and aksjfklsdjklwje and we got there at 7:06. Record time.

So I got on the bus with Renee, and she told me Sam and Lahela would be there with their dads, since we're going to a bigger golf course like, away. And when we get there it's raining so it was pretty suckish so we just went to the driving range and shot and I was like the best golfer EVER okay, I guess.

But these girls have SERIOUS issues. They're all "OH MY GOD I GOT A NEW DRIVER." "OMG IS THAT THE NEW TAYLORMADE 42?" "YEAH I JUST GOT IT POLISHED" and they all practice their swings infront of a mirror and they go "OHHH SO THAT'S WHERE I GOT IT WRONG" and then they go "YEAH YOU HAVE TO ARCH YOUR BACK AND TAKE A SHOULDER STANCE" "OH MY GOD I HAVE TO WORK ON MY BACK SWING" "OH MY GOD, YOU HAVE A TAYLORMADE GOLF BAG? WHAT HAPPENED TO..."

And on and on. Ooh, and one girl named her clubs. NAMED. HER CLUBS.

Rich people have issues.

OMG , WTF, AND OH GOD

Okay, so yenanana has departed! The FLIGHT OF THE OSTRICH! GOODBYE, YENA, I'LL TALK TO YOU SOON, HAVE FUN IN D.C., AND KEEP POSTING BECAUSE THIS IS THE INTERESTING PART.

BYEEEEEEEEE<3


Next. graysu and asdfkatelyn made a blog! WELCOME TO THE LAND OF BLOGGERITES.

Mk. And did you see that goal that England made that was SOOOO IN, but was disallowed by the referee that was probably paid by the Nazis? That was pretty... unfair. There was an interview where a German fan said it was unfair too. I BELIEVE FIFA IS SEMI-BLIND.

By the way. Korea. Is. Pretty. Bleh.
They have 3D tv, and a TV without remotes. You kinda just... *gesture* at the TV and it picks up your motion. NEVER WORRY ABOUT YOUR REMOTE CONTROL GETTING STUCK IN THE COUCH CUSHIONS. BECAUSE I'M SALLY JENKINS, KID LAWYER, AND I FIGHT FOR YOU!!!!!!

Oh and I CANNOT WAIT FOR AUGUST BECAUSE SOMETHING IS HAPPENING AND I CANNOT WAIT. My parents FINALLY agreed to let me, which is pretty exciting. But the condition is I have to take this golf lesson for a week. Today was my first day and I played golf with these three girls. They were nice, but I could tell they were kinda spoiled. But anyway, golf wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. I'm hanging out with Legacy tomorrow poolside.

gloves and toothpaste

Okay. So. First. Graysu is finally back to civilization. I thought she was kidnapped before she FINALLY gave word.

AND THEN. Yenanana is LEAVING. LEAVINGGG. LEAVINGGGGGGGGGGG. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
I WILL MISS YOU, OSTRICH, HAVE FUN IN MARYLAND. UPDATE NORMALLY.
DONT FORGET THE CONE!



In other news, my mom is being a bitch meanieface.

omfg. omfg.

This is pretty crappish. That referee was BLIND. There's a level where a referee is blind and it's frustrating. This, was past that. It was so bad even the OPPOSITE SIDE FREAKEN AGREES WITH THE CRAPPISHNESS OF THIS WHOLE THING.
Um. Hello, referee. THE BITCH JUST STUCK OUT HIS FOOT 90 DEGREES TO TRIP OUR PLAYER FACE FLAT ON THE GROUND.
HELLO, GODDAMN REFEREE. UH. THERE WASN'T EVEN PHYSICAL CONTACT BETWEEN US AND THE OPPONENTS, but no, GO STRAIGHT AHEAD, pull out a yellow card.

Go straight ahead.
To hell.



Okay. Cooled down. South Korea is out of the World Cup. Lost 2:1 to UrAGay Uruguay. Um. Oh my god, I heard it was Park Ji Sung's last World Cup. That's pretty sad.

today and more crap

So today started off pretty crappy and boring. Jonas came over to the hotel and it was immensely boring except for Legacy and the Swede, who enjoyed the entire thing and it was super gay and we just took turns going to Jonas's suite and yenanana's. I stole Jonas's belt and shirt and Yena took the shirt and we decided to ditch them and go to the pool, but Legacy called and said she wasn't allowed at the pool so we just went back and it was boring-er and then I had to go math crap and art, so then I was leaving and yenanana the ostrich decided she was not going to walk me and jonas ran all the way back and i was like, oh thats pretty nice of him but he just got his motherchucking belt and ran back. asdfjk; *flails*

So then I went to art and math crap. MY MATH TEACHER FREAKING HATES ME. It's not just because I'm foreign too. She just HATES MY FREAKEN GUTS. It's goddamn annoying. sdkfjadksj

That was the first half of the day. My mom picked me up and she dropped me off at the hotel, i met up with yenanana and legacy and we went to popeyes, got fried crap, and went back to the hotel, met Karen and RachelPerkins, hung out in the ostrich's suite. Lemmylem came over for like, 18 seconds and then Brooooooce came and then left RIGHT as yenananananana's mom came in, and it was awkward and then we washed our feet. And then pillowfights. And then. facebook. and then dancing. and then. BAREFOOT RUNNING.

God. I wanted to sleepover like, so badlly.

Btw: Legacy just called and told me to text her. I didn't have any texts left and I told her that. Hanging up is NOT polite. :o

today and crap

Okay so today was really not productive but it was fun, I guess. Spent the day with yenanana. I met her, Tiara and Legacy at the hotel and Tiara and Legacy went to the pool and we went to the PX to get magazines and swimsuits and other crap.

I never usually don't have my ration card, which you need to get in the PX, so I usually just whip out a camera and start filming the lady that checks the cards, and she goes 'ummmmm' and lets me in. But THIS Monster Sinister Lady's just got these hawk eyes that like shoot you down and she just WOULDN'T BUDGE and she seriously scanned the place like a sprinkler. So I was just like 'HEY CAN I BORROW YOUR RATION CARD' to this random guy and he was all 'wtf..okay' so I took both cards to the lady and the lady just STARED AT THE CARDS FOR LIKE HALF A CENTURY and she was like... "YOU WIN THIS ROUND, BITCH".
So we finally got in the damn PX and the swimsuits were pretty crappish so yenanana decided she'll get them later. I picked up some magazines and went back to her hotel, and met Legacy.

And then the Swede came and we just hung out. Pasta. Shoe flinging. He.

OMG LOL YES

Okay. So, first off, SOUTH KOREA IS GOING TO THE NEXT ROUND OF THE WORLD CUP! It was crazy. I slept over at my aunt's house and I was trying to stay up and everytime there was a yell I'd wake up and go WOOOOOO and they'd go WOOOOO and the results are 2:2 to Nigeria but we're still going to the next round with Argentina. We're facing UrGay Uruguay next time.

Anyway. um. saikopath (ID will change when confirmed) left for Alabama for a month. Have fun, cowcone! :]

Updates on today: I just got home, as I've said, I slept over at my aunt's. Everyone else left, and my cousin, Joy, from New York was like LETS GO SHOPPING and i was like YAY and she got all decked out in her floor-length spring dress and her denim vest and everything and I got all frilled up and we went to this place where it was like HUH-YOUGE and I was all happy and then we ate salad and japanese food. And then we shopped some more and then i came home. geesioux was a muffin.

*cough*

Um. UGH I HAVE TO GO TO MATH CLASS LATER. In like. An hour. *sigh* Summer vacation is awesome.

yoplait makes me happy

*scratches head*

I am seriously confused right now. I was eating yogurt, and I drop the cup, so I'm like oh crap and I lean down and my spoon is no where to be found. Like, NOWHERE. Completely vanished. I heard the clink of the spoon, and it's definitely not in the cup... Yet IT'S NOT THERE.

I'm seriously questioning my sanity right now.

After ten minutes of completely searching the entire room I was in, I gave up hope. I am going insane, and I must accept that.

Oh my gosh. I'm watching the World Cup right now, and North Korea and Portugal are playing. IT IS 4:0. OMG OMG OMG IT'S FIVE TO ZERO. OH MY LORD IT'S SIX..... LMFAO I'm sorry I'm being rude but... this is pretty pathetic. I'm sorry. But North Korea OMG IT'S SEVEN TO ZERO. SEVEN TO FREAKING ZERO. OH god. North Korea was REALLY good in the beginning too. And then. Oh my god. I kinda feel bad for North Korea. That's just. Too sad.

It's really sad because North Korea was actually doing really well and the entire world was impressed with North Korea's rapid skill. And now... sadly they're the laughingstock.

I'm being rude. But. It's kind of hard to get a score like that in the World Cup. I think that's a record in the 2010 World Cup. I think that's a record in ALL of the World Cup. Oh my god. I feel bad for North Korea.

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. It's sad cos North Korea actually had a chance this year and. They blew it in one game. I don't even know what to think. Should I be happy or sad or mad or pleased or omg I'm so confused.

WHERE IS MY YOGURT SPOON?

Update: Yogurt spoon found under couch. Sanity restored. Universe once again in balance.

oh lord

So yesterday, my mum and I went to the Garden of Morning Calm, which was basically a cross between a HUGE garden and a national park. Everything was decent except it wasn't until I drop my camera. There was the whole thing with the OMFG I AM GOING TO DIE and all that. So now my camera is broken, until further notice.

Sigh.

In other news, it is FINALLY SUMMER VACATION!!! I will probably spend most of my summer at the pool, hanging out on base (will explain that later) and/or at the movies and shoppette. Unless I get to go back home for the summer. I would seriously do anything to go back at least for the summer. I miss LA with all my heart.

OMG TODAY WAS SO BORING. Since I lost my phone (still lost) I had no plans today, which lead to my mom going all 'LETS GO TO YOUR GRANDPARENTS FLAT' and i was like 'UGHHHHHHH' and she was like 'LETS NOT BE SO RUDE TO THE PEOPLE THAT RAISED YOU ' and i was like 'UGHHHHHHHHH' and she was like. So anyway. That's how I ended up going to my grandparents house and staying there for like four seventeen hours. Then I started being witch!geesioux and started bitching to my mom about it and she was all WHATEVER IM NOT TAKING YOU TO YOUR GRANDPARENTS ANYMORE and i was all GOOD. THATS ALRIGHT WITH ME. And that's it.

I am pitiful. Where the hell is my phone?

HELLO THERE

Um. Hello, world.

A bit about myself: *cough* I go by a bunch of different names and IDs depending on the situation, but here I am geesioux (that's pronounced gee-soo, just in case you are not as brilliant as myself ) So anyway, my hometown is Los Angeles, California. I am Korean. I have recently moved to hell Seoul, South Korea, thanks to a certain job relocationerthingasdkfj; involving my mother. So here I am, hence Seoulangeles. *flashy lights*

So. New blog exists along with yenanana's new blog. She is an ostrich a girl at. My crap school. Who is moving to Maryland soon. I got her to make a blog and I thought I'd yknow. Do as the sheep do. Uh.

And so there shall be blogging.